I have to leave early

For so-called business meetings

My business is a fraud

I hide outside the classroom and try to be human

Heh-heh-heh

White haired demon emerges from nowhere

My briefcase is empty

"I know it is"

MIND READER

"I know I am"

GET LOST

Out the window, I might add

He saunters past and jumps

Mind control?

Impossible

Enter stage right a band of gypsies

They shriek and run and push me

I excuse myself and go hide in a closet

Drastic, but HELPFUL

Helpful, but DRASTIC

I suffocate and wake up

And try to be human