I don't own naruto
It was a cold night in the uchiha manor. Sasuke lay awake in his bed that night with his nipples feeling like melty cheese, as sasuke lay awake in bed he thought he was the sexist pickle of them all. Compared to his brother itachi tho he was just another dildo, and as for his parents he was a shame to penis family. His mother mikoto hated him but still fucked him with a strap on every day while fugaku fucked his was 13 the night of the cheese nipples, and that was the night itachi was going to fuck the duck butt in to the bed. Sasuke was rubbing his cheesy nipples when all the sudden itachi appeared next to him and said "pickles" Sasuke started to scream as he came from the hardness of their love making and passed out. the next day when sasuke woke up he was a block of cheese and covered in tomato sauce. It was itachi. after their parents found them two weeks later as a block of cheese and tomato sauce they got horny and fucked on top of sasuke for 9 hours.5 minutes after their fucking was done madara and hashirama walked in naked and covered in cum and tobiramas fur. No one ever heard from them again. tobi killed them all in the end he made sasuke and itachi in to soup while Fugaku and Mikoto became a fine wine, and madara and hashirama heads where mounted on the wall.
