DANGER MOUSE:

THE RIGHT FLING

WRITTEN BY ZARIUS

Disclaimer: Danger Mouse (2015) and all trademarked characters are property of Freemantle Media and CBBC


Hand it over Penfold.

"No, I jolly well shall not"

Come on, it's just between you and me, I won't judge you, it's not my place to.

"No way narrator"

Look, it's no big thing, I just don't want you sharing my photobomb on your safebook profile.

"I've set things to private, no one can touch it"

You work in a spy agency Penfold, we've seen what promises are worth in that line of work already, the Baron almost took out the very core of the Earth and it was all down to the leaking of secrets all because you wanted to keep all your friends in the loop.

"What could the Baron possibly learn about you?"

Where I live for one thing.

"Oh please, you're practically married to the booth you sit in five days a week"

I still have to come home for rest, recreation, and sleep Penfold.

"It's not like you were bombing my photo with the Chief and the Colnel with a giant placard asking someone to call you did you?"

Her name is Sharon.

"Oh, lucky guess then"

Look, you're not going to document that bit are you?

"Why would I?"

You have one of those microscopic transmitter bugs on your lapel.

"It was the Chief's idea, he wanted to keep an extra twenty-four hour surveillance on me in case I used my smart phone for any other opportunities"

Yes, well now he can listen in on this...DM, my privacy could be compromised and your assistant is playing hard to hand over.

"Everyone's always gunning for me whenever I do wrong, it's not fair"

The right thing never is Penfold.

"Oh alright, I've logged you in, you can transfer the photo to your own profile by liking to it"

I don't have a safebook account Penfold, again, I like to keep things confidential

"You should have thought about that before you photobombed us"

I was excited, you lot had just saved the world and Sharon wanted proof I knew all about secret agents.

"Oh so you have to delete a fine afternoon's worth of pictures you're in just because you started to think long and hard about the consequences afterwards?"

Women can make you do the most amazingly foolhardy things.

"They do, but you have to wonder how much of the right kind of fling necessarily leads to the right thing"

Well, I know Sharon will definitely ring my neck when I got home due to me not being able to prove myself right, but I successfully deleted the photos, I'm handing it back to you Penfold.

"Much appreciated...hey, did you press 'select all?'"

Erm, well, er, all's well that ends swell eh?

"You have ten seconds to nip this in the bud, turn and head home before I start giving chase"

Exciting times lie ahead for your humble narrator in front and behind, tune in this week for more adventures of Danger Mouse, where hopefully the exciting action and high stake missions provide plenty of distraction for Penfold and allow me to...OUCH, stop pulling at my hair, you fight like a girl Earnest.

"Call me a girl again and you'll get a whole different sort of fling with me, namely a fling across the booth"