A/N: I know it's rather late to be posting stuff for Christmas, but I didn't get this idea until Christmas night, and then the FF Doc Manager had problems right before I had to leave for a church retreat. In any case, I figured this would be good for a laugh. This is a completion of the parody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" created by The Odd 1s Out in his YT video "Christmas Contemplations." I should also probably explain for those of you who have never heard that there are these little chorus-y/ejaculation-ary bits that you can stick on the ends of the lines to be silly ("Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, reindeer, had a very shiny nose, like a light bulb!) so I tried to spoof those as well to make it as funny as possible. Hopefully you enjoy!
Prancer the normal nosed reindeer (Reindeer)
Had a very normal nose, (Like a button!)
And if you ever saw it (Saw it)
You would even say, "Yep, that's a nose." (Yeah, it sure is!)
All of the other reindeer (Reindeer)
Respected-him-for-meeting-the-expectations-of-what-a-normal-reindeer-should-be-like. (Very average!)
They always let little Prancer (Prancer)
Play on his reindeer bike (That's a tricycle!)
And on every Christmas Eve,
Santa Claus would say, (Ho, hi, whee!)
"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen,
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen."
So all the reindeer respected him (Respected him)
As they had done all along. (Mm-hmm!)
But Prancer the normal nosed reindeer (Reindeer)
Never got his own cool song. (Until now, that is!)
A/N: Yeah, I know, it was really bad, but hopefully you laughed at least once. Check out "Christmas Contemplations" to see the original and find out where the tricycle joke comes from. The "ho, hi, whee" part is a reference to the "Ready, Jet, Go!" episode, "Holidays in Boxwood Terrace". Definitely not my most stellar publication on FF, but I just had a creative urge to do this. Thanks for putting up with me!
