FAYZ-Fallout Alley Yodeling Yoghurt Zone

One minute he was going to bite down onto his oh so glorious McDonald fillet 'o' burger. And the next minute it was gone.

There.

Gone.

No 'poof'. No flash of light. No explosion.

Sam Temple was sitting in the far back corner of his school canteen staring hungrily at the burger. Or so he thought.

For a moment he thought he had imagined it, the burger disappearing. For a moment he thought slipped into a mouth watering burger daydream.

Sam turned to Mary Terrafino, who sat just opposite of the rectangular table. 'Happen to see whether I brought a burger to school today?'

Mary was staring hard at the place where her apple had lain.

'Um, where's my nasi lemak.?' It was Quinn Gaither, Sam's best, maybe only, friend. Quinn sat to Sam's left. The two of them quiet favoured canteen corners because then you won't have anything or anyone popping in to mess with you or steal your recess but today, their food have all decided to pop out (perhaps to check out the swimming pool the school just finish installing before getting devoured by hungry mouths and squirted with digestive enzymes in the digestive systems of ravenous students).

'We must have eaten them,' Mary said, not sounding like she believed it.

Edilio, a new kid Sam found potentially interesting said 'No man. Poof.' He did a thing with his fingers that was a pretty good illustration of the concept.

Kids were staring at one another, craning their necks this way and that, giggling nervously. No one was scared. No one was crying. The whole thing seemed kind of funny.

'Our food poofed?' said Quinn, with a suppressed giggle in his voice.

'Hey' someone said. 'What's that?'

Heads turned to look.

A thick white rich creamy substance was forming in the air right above Sam's plate where the burger had been held in his hands before it disappeared. The little white dot grew bigger and bigger until it reached the size of a burger and SPLAT! It fell hard onto the plate.

The curious chatter was silenced when someone shouted GROSS! as the substance squirted out at everyone standing in a 10 feet radius around it.


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