A/n: …yes if you've read any of my other stories you'd know. IT'S ANOTHER SIDE PROJECT! YAY! This chapter is a little slower but I promise you'll be very amused to read the next few chapters.
Read and review, let me know if people are OOC, I have a hard time keeping them all in line sometimes.
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The grandfather clock at the Cullen's house ticked audibly in its silent halls.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
The gleaming metal hands clicked along to the swing of a golden pendulum.
Tick.
Tock.
WOOSH
An exasperated sigh sliced through the doldrums, buzzing like static in the overly sensitive ears of six, very bored, vampires.
Edward, who was lounging in the den with his favorite vampire, rolled his eyes as a single thought boomed loudly from upstairs.
I'm SO bored.
Seconds later Bella rolled her eyes, as a single voice boomed loudly from upstairs.
"I'm SO bored."
A long stream of complaints followed by what sounded like a pillow forcefully hitting a gigantic boulder continued the tirade.
"HEY!"
"Stop complaining and I won't hit you anymore."
A few minutes later all was peaceful and the only thing making any noise was a diligent metronomic ticking.
Bella lolled comfortably in Edward's lap and steadily surfed the ridiculously wide variety of channels on TV.
Suddenly, she squeaked excitedly and stopped on a cheesy reality show.
"I love this show!"
Edward glanced at the TV and turned his scorching, buttery gaze back to Bella.
"I love you."
Bella smiled, "Oh Edward."
"What's on tonight?" chimed Alice, her pixie like frame sitting on the armrest.
Jasper stood next to her, peering at the TV and spoke excitedly.
"Hey it's one of my favorites."
"Jasper, are you serious?"
"Why wouldn't I be? It's a perfectly good show Edward."
"Edward you leave Jazz alone."
"Alice I didn't do anything to him."
"Yes you did."
"Shut up Jasper."
"Shut up Edward."
"JASPER!"
"Yes Alice."
Edward snorted, "Weakling."
"EDWARD!"
"Yes Bella dear."
A loud thumping shook the TV as Emmett bounded into the room with Rosalie in his arms.
"FOOTBAAAALL!!"
'Not again Emmett," whined Rosalie "we always watch that."
Alice suddenly squealed in excitement and Edward shook his head pleadingly.
"Hey! Let's play a game!"
"Alice that's ridiculous no one will—" but the rest was a muffled blur as Emmett covered Edward's mouth with a huge paw.
"What is it?"
"Well, you know how the show on TV is all about perfect couples switching partners? Like you and Bella become Bella and Jasper for a day! Let's do that! See which can survive one day with someone different, they'll be the winners."
"That's a wonderful idea."
"Jasper's a suck up."
"I am not."
"Let's play!"
"Thank you Bella."
"Alright fine."
Minutes later all six vampires sat around two black hats.
"All the boys come up here, each of you take one slip of paper. If you pick your current partner put it back and try again. Whoever you pick will be --"
"Your partner for a day yes we understand can we get on with it?"
"Edward be patient."
"Yes Bella."
"I'll go first."
Jasper stepped up to one of the hats and took a slip of paper, his eyes flashed over to Bella as he made a quick salute.
"At your service Ms. Bella."
Emmett went up next and a wide grin spread across his face as he looked up at Alice.
"Hey partner!"
All of a sudden the room went dead quiet. Alice waved the hat at Edward and he blanched visibly.
"Come on Edward, you have to take it."
Slowly, very slowly, Edward rose and took his slip of paper.
"Rosalie."
Rosalie flipped her golden hair and snorted, "oh of all the rotten luck. Thanks a lot Alice, you can forget about borrowing that dress now."
A very solemn Bella stood up and spoke.
"Let the games begin!"
a/n2: ohhh just wait for the next few chapters lol, things are gonna get HAIRY BABY XD
