I read some Klaus and Katherine drunk texts from people who role play as Klaus and Katherine on tumblr. And it inspired a scene playing in my head what happened the day after being drunk.

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I love Klatherine. Prefer to call it Klaterina.
Just something funny to enjoy.
The drunk texts written by thelonelyhybrid and safestkittykatintown were interesting. I don't own Vampire Diaries.

Songs go with it suppose to be funny.

Everybody Talks


Written script style. Bit of Mystic Fall gang are in it.


Walk Away

Scene set walking in public in Mystic Falls

Katherine : " That's the last time I'm getting drunk with you Klaus."

Klaus : " Why? What did I do wrong? " threw his arms wide open.

Katherine: " Ah. You know what you did." her hands on her hips

Klaus: " What. I didn't mean it when I almost kissed Elena. I thought she was you, for a second, anyway. "

Katherine: " Then maybe the next time Kol or Elijah's in town and we get drunk I won't mean to kiss him and have

him kiss me back. Because he didn't mean to."

Klaus: " Katerina you stay away from Kol. And Elijah. " Points his finger as she's walking away.

Katherine crosses her arms. " Why? " Looks at him.

Klaus: " Kol can be at times..troublesome."

Katherine: " You mean he's dangerous."

Klaus: " You say dangerous. I say troublesome."

Katherine: " Well better him then who wouldn't have mistaken me for Elena. "

Katherine turns, her hair flips and walks away.

Klaus shows his displeased smile. " Katerina."

Far across otherside of street. Is a gang watching in shock.

Elena: " Did Katherine just insult me? she asks Stefan, Damon, and Caroline staring at the unfolded scene.

Damon: " I know I said last night was one of the weirdest scenes in my life but I was wrong. "

Stefan: " Did Katherine just walk off in a hissy fit with Klaus just now? My eyes aren't playing tricks on me, right?

You all just saw that. "

Caroline: " Well someone just got whipped. "

Damon: " You and me both brother. "

They all stare at Caroline.

Caroline: " What? It's true you know. You all just saw it happen right in front of us. "

Elena: " Who cares about that. I wanna know did Katherine just insulted me to Klaus? "

Bonnie: " Just let it go Elena." she walks up to Elena pats her shoulder.

Damon: " You saw it too Bonnie."

Bonnie: " Yeah kinda weird. "

Damon: " You're telling me and we're the ones that got front row seats. Today and last night."

Stefan: " No, you know what surprised me more was that Katherine hit Klaus when he almost kissed Elena before

me or Damon would have done it. "

Caroline: " You know we should have guessed this would happen after she did what she did and dragged him off

to who knows where and did who knows what with Klaus. "

Bonnie: " Thanks Caroline. I didn't need the mental image put there. "

Caroline: " Sorry."

Damon: " Who cares. It's Katherine."

Stefan: " Don't you mean Klaus, Damon."

Damon: " No. Katherine. If I meant Klaus, Stefan. I would have said Klaus. But it's Katherine's style. "

Elena: " Let's not forget the bigger picture here. What are we suppose to do if Katherine teams up with Klaus here? "

Caroline: " Oh shit. I'm calling Tyler. "

Bonnie " I'll call Jeremy."

Elena: " I'm gonna go warn Matt. "

Stefan : " I'll come with you. "

Damon: " Looks like I'm left with the dangerous job of trailing one psychotic bitch and a hybrid that hates me. "

Stefan: " Wait Damon let me come with you. "

Damon: " No. It's alright go with Elena."

Stefan: " I'm sure Klaus hates me just as much as he hates you. It'll even up the ante on your survival. "

Damon: " We'll see brother. We'll see. "

Girls yell : " Don't get caught. "

" Don't die."