Beware of the Bunny

Supernatural Drabble Challenge, word: split.

Summary: The usual line of attack kind of backfires when the brothers track down a monster with a rather special diet.

A/N: Happy Easter to all of you fluffy bunch. Hope you didn't eat all your chocolate eggs at once – you might end up with nightmares ;-)


Only stupid teenagers in B-movies split up when some creepy maniac is trying to kill them. Oh wait, and the Winchesters, obviously. So that's why he is staring in the bloodshot eyes of a giant Easter bunny hunting for his balls, the blade in its paws decidedly sharper than Dean's wits right now.

Screw pagan fertility rites – this is ridiculous.

He tries to wriggle his way out of the wicker cage, driven by the toothy leer of friggin' Roger Rabbit.

"Don't you …"

It's head explodes, leaving not-so-fluffy bits and pieces.

"Dean. Always playing with the bunnies."

"SO not funny!"