Samara : The Story of Ma Lyfe

A/N : Hi dis is my strory abot a goff gurl who live a lot of things. It's gong to be supper long, wif a lot of everything. DIS STORY IS GONG TO BE A LOT VERY MUCH VIOLENT ! VIEWER EXECRATION AND CAT+FULLNESS IS NEEDED ! Becose there will be blood and sexy things. Alsp, Tara Gliesbi u rock gurl 134U3I8 MCR and GC ARE awesome !

I don' own Henry Poter, J.K. Bowling does !

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Chapta 1 :

My name is Samara Tarantula Ikea Bama. I got my name fom Samara from Da Ring (tis movie rock 111 if u donnut now who it is u SUCK), an im alsa seventeen. And i have a big secret 111 : imma wisard. I go to a skull (gettit tank u for suck an amazing joke Tara !12 U ROCK). Butt i'm not only a wisarddress, i am also a vjampire.

I hav long gray heir, wif sky eyed eyes like da fire, and a nose. I am so vampire, so my eyes are also reds, my skin is white lyke the guy in the and i have fangs. I drank blood too. I'm very talll, and i get tell a LOT that im hot. So my life is kinda sad cause im depressed becose i am a satanist also im a sadist.

I go to tit amazing skull called Hogwar. Everybody tell me I'm sutch a kewl gurl.

This is ma story.

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A/N : So is dat awesoem or what ? No flames plase !