Why hello there internet fools. My name is Zero Artemis...
Chp 1. PROLOGUE.
Life is a bi**h. Life is an ***hole. It is my birthday and what does life do? It shovels crap into my face. Im going home with my parents in the car. Everything is all fine, every-things cool. Aaaand then sh*t happens. Just noticed something I swear a lot, expect that to happen throughout this little story then. I see some weird crap goin' out there, car flips over, and my parents are "DEEAAAAAADDD!" Then everything goes blurry as f**k and I see green and red all over the place. I make friends with the floor. Next day, I'm covered in bandages and sh*t. They say it was just a car accident or something. But I still remember that day forever. So now I spend my days doing pretty much nothing in life. Doing nothing but playing violent video games and watching some weird surreal sh*t. Apparently Im gonna be transferred to some sh*t high school filled with high and mighty pricks. Let us see what comes out of this eh?
Life is a bi**h. Life is an ***hole.
AND THUS ENDS THIS CHAPTER! It was really f**king short. Please review or don't if you want to see more of my junk. Please be honest with me as I am honest with others (painfully honest at that), don't butter it up and sugar coat it. I know my writing is awful! Cheers! And goodbye,
Mr. Zero Artemis
