Twins Age five
There were some days when Temari really regretted ever having kids. Today just happened to be one of them. Not because she was angry or simply annoyed at them. She could deal with something like that quite easily.
The twins, Samara and Shikako, had almost literally bounced outside where Temari was busy training herself with the use of smaller fans. She'd only recently started using them in addition with her trademark large one.
"Mommy! Where do babies come from?" both five-year-old girls asked in unison, their eyes (one set of brown, the other the same as her own) full of curiosity and anticipation.
What the hell? Where had that come from all of a sudden?
She crouched down, making her head level with the children's'. "Why are you asking me this so suddenly?" she managed to get out.
Shikako was the first to speak. "Daddy told us to."
Then Samara. "Uncle Asuma was telling a joke. Daddy told him to uh... 'shut the hell up' and--"
At that point, Temari would hear nothing more. A blonde blur, followed by two smaller, giggling ones, disappeared inside the house. Both men would die today.
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Disclaimer: Naruto and all characters in the story belong to Kishimoto-sensei. I cannot pretend to own them. I do, however, have joint custody of Shikako and Samara with Nuklear Firefly. Blame the spawn on us, plzkthx.
