"Edward Cullen, you gave her WHAT!?" Screamed Alice as she headed off to find Bella.

Shit. I knew I had blown it when Bella ran crying from the living room, but I didn't realize how bad. Celebrating our first anniversary at a party thrown by my parents, I looked like the biggest asshole of all time.

"Dude...that was not good," Emmett said as he shook his head.

"Son, you should have consulted with Alice or Rose or even your mom. I learned the hard way many years ago about the expectations of all the firsts...anniversary, Christmas," my father shared.

"But Bella is so practical and hates when I spend money on her, I thought she would really like the gym membership," I said as I pulled my hair.

"You pretty much told Bella she was fat, Bro," added Emmett.

"Your Mom is up there with her now...hopefully, she can persuade her that your heart was in the right place and that it was just your head up your ass," Jasper added.

"Fuck, I don't think I can fix this," I replied.

"Not to worry, Alice will help. Hell, she's already probably texted you exactly what to do," Jasper said.

I pulled my phone out and low and behold, my baby sister was on top of the situation. "Um, yes she has. And it's going to be expensive."

"Bet this won't happen again, huh Bro?" Emmett asked as he handed me a shot.

It was going to be a long, and probably lonely, night for me.