Hello fellow fanfic authors. It's been quite a while since I last wrote a Smash Bros fic. Heck, Smash Bros was the first fanfic I ever wrote. This fanfic is partly based on episode 50 of the anime Fairy Tail as a request by Wyrensaurus. I do hope you enjoy it. Please read, review, and enjoy.
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A Smashing Great Adventure!
Peach was out shopping in Smash City for a recipe for her cake. All at the Smash Mansion loved her cakes. Even some of the villains, such as Wario and Ganondorf couldn't help but compliment her baking. Master Hand was so impressed with her talent that he made her the head chef. Now of course she could do more than just bake. Zelda would come and help her make other dishes. She had almost finished her shopping by now, but she still felt that her cake would need something special. She took pride in her baking. To her, baking was a form of cuisinal art and she wanted it to be perfect.
"Oh, what to do? What to do?" Peach asked herself. "I know everyone likes my cakes and all, but they still need something to give them that extra kick!"
"Well if that's the case, I think I might have just what you're looking for!" A voice said from behind. Peach turned to find a strange man behind her. The man was quite rotund, almost shaped like an egg. The man was bald with beige skin. His nose was large and pink. His most noticible feature was the mahogany brown mustache on his face. He wore a pair of pince-nez glasses with navy blue tinted lenses and grey hexagonal-shaped, protective goggles adorned his head. He also wore a red turtleneck coat with white trim, large yellow cuffs with triangular notches cut into the side of each cuff and gold box-compartment accessories and black contoured, form-fitting one-piece pants and boots with silver accents and large silver buttons attaching his red coat to the pants in front. He also wore gloves.
"Hey, I know you." Peach said, taking a few hesitant steps back. "You're that Doctor Eggman character Sonic told me about!" In response, Eggman flashed a smile that reminded Peach of Fawful. "Oh ho ho ho! Ah, it seems my illustrious repuation precedes me!" he said with a hearty laugh. "And you are Princess Peach. And may I say you are every bit as radiant as I've been told." He gave a low bow. Peach wasn't sure what to make of Eggman. Sonic had said that he was evil, but right now he didn't show any hostility. Not that it didn't alleviate the unease she felt. "You said you had something to help me?" Peach asked.
"Ah, yes! Right this way!" Eggman then motioned her to follow him. Peach silently followed him into a nearby shop. This was... not where she expected to find a supposedly evil genius to set up his base of operations. "Welcome to my little curio shop." Eggman said. "You run a curio shop?" Peach asked as she followed him inside. "Yes." Eggman replied. "Robot parts arent cheap, so I have a little curio shop to make some money on the side. Now wait right here while I get my newest item." Eggman went through the door behind the counter as Peach sat down and read a magazine. After about five minutes, Eggman returned with a strange bottle in his hand. The liquid inside the bottle glowed with a somewhat unearthly aura. "What's that?" Peach asked.
"The solution to all your problems, dear!" declared Eggman. "Just pour a few drops of this wonderful drink into your cake recipe and it will add a whole new level of flavor to your cake! It will your cake tasty beyond your wildest dreams!" Peach took the bottle and examined it a bit. Something about the liquid inside felt... off. "I dunno..." Peach trailed off. "Why are you helping me anyway?"
"My dear," Eggman began, "I know I'm not the most trustworthy fellow, but I'm not all bad. Sometimes I'll help Sonic and his friends out and even race them in Extreme Gear races. That and I cannot turn down someone as beautiful as you now can I?" That caused Peach to blush a bit. That sounded like something Bowser would say. "I had no idea you had such a romantic side." she said. "No one does, really." Eggman chuckled. "Well I apprecieate the help." Peach began. "But I don't have anything to pay for this."
"Oh it's no trouble my dear." Eggman said. "Consider this one on the house."
"Why thank you!" Peach said as she warmly shook his hand. "I'll go try this right away!" She lelt out of the shop with a giggle.
"Oh no, my dear. Thank you." Eggman darkly chuckled to himself as he went through the door behind him.
"Annnd done!" Peach said as she put the finishing touches on her cake. "Cake's ready everyone! Come and get it!" Everyone in the cafeteria lined up for a slice of Peach's newest cake. They all sat down and quietly ate. Peach couldn't help but smile to herself. Thanks to Eggman's potion, she was sure her cake would be even more delicious. Shame none of the younger smashers were here to try it. They were out on vacation. "Tasty as always, Peach!" Bowser bellowed. "What did you put in it?"
"Ah-ah! That's my little secret!" Peach teased with a giggle and a wink.
"Well-a regardless, Your cake is-a superb-a!" Mario said.
"Still I can't help but notice that this tastes a bit different." Zelda said. "Yeah, you're right Zelda." Link said. Their conversation was interrupted by the sound of Ganondorf groaning. The two Hyruleans looked to see the Kng of Evil clutching his heaid in pain. "Hey Ganon, are you all right?" Link asked as he walked over to him. Sure, Link wasn't particularly fond of Ganon by any means. But he couldn't ignore someone in pain, even if that someone was his worst enemy. But as he got near Ganon, the King of Evil suddenly backhanded him away with surprisng strength, knocking him into a nearby table.
"I am so sick of you!" Ganon roared as he glared menacingly at Link, his skin turning dark blue and his eyes turning pink. He also began to show pink markings on his arms. "Always with the nice guy routine, always getting in my way! I'VE HAD IT!" He lunged at Link only for the hero to throw him to a wall. "Oh really?" Link asked as he got to his feet, glaring back at Ganon as his skin began to turn dark blue as well. "Well I'm sick of you! You think you're so big and bad, but you're nothing but a coward who relies on cheap magic to fight!"
"I need no magic to finish you!" Ganon said as he charged at Link. Link charged at Ganon and the two wrestled each other to the ground. "Link! Ganon! Are you both out of your goddesses-be-damned minds?!" Zelda asked as she vainly attempted to break up the fight. "If you want to bash each others skulls in so much, schedule a brawl!" But just then, an energy whip coiled around Zelda's neck and hurled her to the nearest wall. "Speaking of brawls, I've got a score to settle with you missy!" Samus said as she glowered at Zelda, her skin turned dark blue. "Look at you, all prissy and proper. Makes me sick. Bet all you do is eat crumpets and drink tea. Yeah, I bet you've never got your hands dirty before you pampered bitch."
"Really? The pot is certainly calling the kettle black." Zelda replied in a mocking tone. "You rely on cheap gadgets and pathetic toys. Never once have I seen you fight without that armor of yours. But then again, maybe you're afraid to. I'm not surprised. Mayhaps that armor is to compensate for something?"
"You wanna see me without the armor?" Samus challenged. "Well here it is, bitch!"
"Bring it, whore!" Zelda shrieked as she tossed a fireball at Samus. The bounty hunter jumped out of the way to deliver a downward kick only for Zelda to use Naryu's Wisdom, raising a barrier to defend herself. "Samus! Zelda please!" Peach pleaded. "No violence! And do watch your language!" But before she could move, she nearly dodged a green fireball and heard Luigi shout, "It's-a over, big bro!" She turned to see Luigi and Mario fighting. "Everyone-a loves you, everyone adores-a you, and I'm-a sick of it! It's time-a for Luigi to be-a number one-a!"
"That'll never-a happen Luigi!" Mario replied. "There's only-a room for one hero! And it's-a definitely not-a you!" She attempted to quell the arguement only to see Bowser and Dedede fighting. "You're going home in a box, you walking stuffed animal!" Bowser roared. "That's a lotta talk coming from some clown who gets his tail handed to him by a plumber!" Dedede snapped back. Bowser roared and lunged at Dedede only for the penguin to whack him aside with his Hammer. Pretty soon, every smasher in the room broke out into a fight with their percieved "rival". Wario even challenged a barrel of beer to a drinking contest.
"What the heck's going on?!" Peach asked herself in the midst of the chaos and confusion, looking at the bottle Eggman gave her. "What did I put in that cake?! Well, one thing's for sure. I've got to set this right!" She then made her way out of the cafeteria, taking care to avoid the chaos. "Don't worry guys!" She called out. "One day we'll all look back on this and laugh. Or cry. or one of the two." She then went down to the garage where the smashers had their respecive vehicles and saw Shadow working on his motorcycle. "Shadow!" she called out.
The black hedgehog stopped his activities to see Peach running towards her. "Peach? What's going on?" Shadow asked, slightly annoyed at being interrupted. "I put some strange drink into my cake and now everyone's going nuts, picking fights with the first thing they see!" Peach frantically replied, showing Shadow the bottle. "Wait a minute. Did they have dark blue skin and pink eyes?" he asked. "Yes!" Peach replied. "How did you know that?"
"Damn, it's happening here too..." Shadow trailed off.
"What is?" Peach asked.
"No time to explain. Where's Sonic?" Shadow asked in return.
"Sonic took some of the younger smashers to the EX Grand Prix tournament." Peach said. "Why?"
"Much as I'm loathe to admit it, this is something we're gonna need his help." Shadow replied. He then got on his bike and started it. "Get on!" Peach did as she was told and hopped on the bike, though she was a bit nervous as she never rode a motorcycle before. "Hold on tight!" Shadow then sped off with Peach in tow. This was going to be a long day.
Alrighty! That's the first chapter! This is going to be fun. Stay tuned for the next chapter.
