Disclaimer: Hidekaz Himaruya owns Hetalia and its characters.
A/N: Yesterday, I have made a crush on Egypt, so I immediately looked at some pictures of him (hurray~!), and rushed to ffnet to read and to figure out some of the pairings (Mostly Turkey x Egypt), also it turned out I liked Prussia x Egypt because of a rated M fanfic that Pierrot of Words wrote (Thanks lol. ). I didn't watch the Hetalia series so the personalities are still rough; I just based them out of the fanfics I read, also my imagination. This fandom has got to have a lot of fanfics, fanarts as well.
Prussia's Awesome List on how to Make Egypt fall for the Awesome Him
Prussia woke up early just to scribble some things on a paper. He took a pen, wrote the title in big, bold letters, and proceeded to make a checklist. While writing he snickered, then he starts to write another check box. Finishing it, he brought the paper up as if in victory and said out loud, "KESESESE! I am finally finished! Now I'll make him fall for the Awesome Me!"
Germany abruptly entered his room with a cup of coffee as well as an irritated face, he yelled, "BROTHER! You're being awfully loud! You'll disturb the neighbors!"
Prussia snorted, crossed his arms and said sarcastically, "Well for a person who worries about the neighbors, you're awfully loud."
Germany noticed this, and slightly blushed in embarrassment. He massaged his forehead, thinking of the upcoming headache that Prussia would give him today. He sighed as he looked at his brother.
"Anyway, what were you doing early in the morning?"
Prussia ran his hands on his sides, took the paper and showed it to Germany. "KESESESE! Dig my AWESOME CHECKLIST," Prussia declared, and laughed proudly.
Germany took the paper away from Prussia's hand, and read the title out loud.
"Prussia's Awesome List on how…" he buried his nose to the paper, "to make Egypt fall for the Awesome… you?" He looked at his brother critically.
His brother grinned, and replied, "YEAH! Isn't that list great?" Prussia's eyes shone with excitement.
Germany thought of Egypt, the image that was shown in his mind was a boy with tanned skin, brown eyes and the one that has a blank expression. Wait, a boy? Oh mein Gott. His brother is a pedophile.
Prussia rested his hand on one of Germany's broad shoulders. „So what? Great huh?
Germany looked at the paper again to make sure his accusation was correct. His face darkened.
„Brother, isn't that a boy?"
„YEAH! ‚Sides, he's cute," Prussia replied excitedly.
Thinking about it, Germany rather pointed out that Egypt was a kid, not that his gender was a boy. Prussia smirked at this, and hinted this fact to Germany.
Germany blushed, and yelled that him and Feliciano are not going out together. Prussia broke out a laugh, and replied that he didn't even mention Italy.
Ludwig cleared his throat, and raised a question to avoid the topic. „Then? What's this paper all about?"
„A checklist, of course! Things I would do to make Egypt fall for the AWESOME ME!"
Germany read the first checkbox. „1. Bully him to notice the AWESOME ME."
Prussia nodded enthusiastically, and said, "Go on!"
Ludwig wrinkled his nose as he continued to read the rest. "2. Make him angry thus making him talk to the Awesome ME!"
"What the," Ludwig thought. He scanned the paper quickly and realized that all of the checkbox has the words "AWESOME ME" to it. His brother can be so bigheaded, of course, he won't tell that to him.
Germany reacted, "Brother, I thought you liked him. What's with this list?"
A bit dense, he said, "Hm? I do. What's wrong with it?"
Ludwig sighed again and rolled his eyes. "1. Bully him to notice you. If you bully him you'll just get into a fight with him or make him avoid you."
"Ah."
"2. Make him angry thus making him talk to you" he inhaled deep, " Doing it would make him dislike you more like on number one and the rest. Frankly, I think this list should be Prussia's Awesome List on how to make Egypt dislike or hate you."
Gilbert was out of words. Germany did make a point. Doing the list would definitely make Egypt hate him for eternity. Prussia thought of Egypt hating him, and didn't like the idea. He grumbled in frustration.
Sighing, he consoled his brother by saying, "Know what? Why don't I and Feliciano make a list for you since he's good in wooing girls?"
"Oh you would?" Prussia immediately turned back to his original personality. "Great! Make that list effective!"
Germany, although tired of sighing over and over again, sighed deeply in depression. His brother had expected this. Curses!
….
Germany talked to Italy about this matter. Italy gladly helped with it.
"Egypt is very cute~ he's my brother after all," Italy said to Germany as he wrote some things on the edited version of Prussia's list.
Ludwig sighed as he stared out the window. "Is it wrong to think that guy would be so unfortunate having my brother liked him? I trust my brother but… you know."
Italy chuckled in his silly way. "I don't think so though. Just leave it to your brother."
Germany slightly smiled. Italy sure can say some things that would comfort him. "Okay."
…
Prussia lied on the bed, currently reading something. Germany knocked, and entered the room. He greeted his brother, and gave him the edited version of his list.
Gilbert quickly read the list, frowned, and reacted, "Now this can't be right."
Germany's eyebrows furrowed, getting irritated by his brother. "What do you mean by not right?"
Prussia faced Germany and lectured him, which even annoyed Germany. "First, the title! My title has to be there!" he writes it quickly on the paper, "Second, this isn't my type at all."
Germany raised his hands as if surrendering. "AGH!" He rushed out of the room.
Gilbert snickered at the reaction of his brother. He looked at the list again, deleted some and improvised it.
Egypt, was so going to fall in love with him. Or at least he thought so.
