Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs The World
Mario:
It's a me, Mario! America's favorite hero. I eat mushrooms, stomp on turds, and save princess for free!
I play on go carts, sports, and have the power the flip!
I dish my anger out on enemies who I hate!
Just watch me burn them into cremate.
What powers do you have?
Oh wait, none.
You remind me of Bette Midler instead of Adolf Hitler.
Stalin:
Who are you calling a girl, little pussy?
I am Russia's dictator!
The world's greatest leader!
You are an Italian bum who couldn't get laid.
You rob from King Bowser, and yet you get praised.
You are weak, just like my son Yakov.
Why you can't even shoot straight!
In Olympics, I would always root for Sega.
It's a wonder how you get paid.
Mario:
Don't mess with me, you son of a bitch.
I have been here for 32 years!
Never a day older or a year younger.
I still look the same after beating Old Kong's ass!
And why don't you kiss my ass after this rap?
Stalin:
You will never will win.
This will be your last life, Mr. Mario.
So say goodbye you retarded dick!
(Oh no, Mario's down! He's been struck by the Red Army. Who's going to save him now? It's...)
Luigi:
O-M-G! It's this again!
How many times do I have to save your ass again?
You look beat up, here take my shroom.
Let the younger bro take care of this rap.
Stalin:
Oh shit, it's you again.
Has anyone told you that you shouldn't be here?
I can't believe that Vasily has come again in a plumber's suit.
But this time he can't be right or do crap.
You see, Luigi, you were just a mistake.
Like your mother and your father and your entire family.
Call yourself a hero, that I'd like to see.
Your a mock-off of the ghostbusters combined into one nerd.
Luigi:
Stop copying lines, that NicePeter and EpicLlyod wrote before.
You are a traitorious bastard, Joseph Stalin.
Even Vladmir Lenin remarked on your deeds in Rap Battle 33!
Let me add in, you aren't a good man.
You let your wife die in madness like Sparta.
And you locked up your son in an Alcatraz.
Man, you are really screwed up.
Now, why don't I bitch slap your soul, with my Poltergust 3000?
(Joseph Stalin is sucked into a vaccum, and his body falls on the floor)
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Hey guys, Techniciankiwi here. I just got into an Epic Rap Battles of History craze. I wanted to make these shorts because it seemed fun to do. Credits go to EpicLlyod and NicePeter, so I'll give my hat to them.
On an additional note, I want to say this. There are polls on my front page for the rap battles, and you can review on what rap battles you would want to see. Just remember this; the battles have to involve video-game character(s) and real-life person(s). So, go review down below.
P.S. The poll will be open for ten days.
-Techniciankiwi
