a/n: these characters belong to the beloved Stephenie Meyer.

This is a one shot. But i warn you. some naughty things are being said from these characters. ENJOY. Oh and everybody is a vampire;including Bella.

BPOV

I'm so fucking bored. I don't want to be cooped up in a house full of vampires, sitting and watching Emmett yell at the tv screen. At least it's not a total wast, because I am sitting with my loving husband;Edward. So i open my shield and let Edward read my mind.

Edward, I'm bored. Let's go do something.

Edward turned his head, and smiled that crooked smile that made me want to jump his bones. While Jasper was on the other side of the room staring at us, Alice was smiling. At the corner of my eye, I saw that Edward's smile was getting bigger and bigger, and for the first time in my life I actually wanted to know what Alice had seen.

"Hey, let's play truth or dare." Emmett yelled.

"Uhg, hell no." Rosalie screeched.

"Why not? It's going to be fun."Emmett said in a teasing voice.

"Yeah, why not. It sounds fun." I said. Everyone was looking at me with surprised looks and I was wondering what they were thinking. God I wish I could read minds. Wait, no scratch that, I don't.

"Well,well,well, looks like little Bella is game. What about the rest of ya?" Emmett said

We were all sitting in a circle on the floor. We had to move some stuff, but that only took about a minute...maybe less.

"So here are the rules, well you already know the rules, but you don't know my rules." Emmett said while a huge grin was showing on his face, showing his dimples.

"Oh god." Edward yelled.

"Shut the fuck up Edward, and don't ruin it," Edward groaned," anyways before I was rudely interrupted, so here are my rules:

Rule#1: You can't say no to answering a truth question.

Rule#2: You can pick any person to do truth or dare on.

Rule#3:If any of you chicken out on a dare; including myself, you and your spouse can't fuck for 5 days. Each dare you don't do, they add up.

and finally Rule#4: If you break ANY these rules, you have to spend one whole day with Jacob and his pack." Emmett grinned mischievously.

"That shouldn't be hard." I said.

"Oh you just wait. It will." Emmett winked at me.

"So Bella you go first."Emmett said.

"Ok, Emmett, truth or dare?" Emmett looked at me and smiled.

"Well, let's see, DARE!" He yelled. Good thing Nessie's with Charlie or he for sure would've woken her up.

"I dare you to go streaking around the house, at human speed."

"Okay. I'ma get you back for that one."

Emmett went to the back door and stripped away every piece of clothing he had on.

"Here I go."

Edward and Jasper stayed back, while us women were looking out the windows watching Emmett run. It was the most hilarious thing ever. Emmett kept jumping around,doing cartwheels, and even twirling. He came back in with no clothes on, going to Rosalie for a hug.

"Dude put some clothes on." Edward said.

"Fine, fine. There is no fun in this house." Emmett grumbled.

Emmett came flashing back in (fully clothed) and announced that it was his turn.

"Jasper, truth or dare."

" Dare." Jasper said in his southern drawl.

"I dare you to eat that apple on the counter. Right down to the core."

"Ummm."

"Tick, tock, tick tock."

"Nope."

"Well that's 5 days of no sex for Alice and Jasper." Emmett booming voice filled the room.

"Alice. Truth or dare."

"Dare and I already know what you're going to ask me, and yes I will do it."

Alice walked over to Emmett, and reached up to pinch Emmett's cheek. Her hand drew back and slapped Emmett right on the side of his face.

"That was for the no sex rule." Alice skipped off giggling with everybody looking at her shocked, except for Edward; of course.

"Now that that's done, MY TURN!" she squealed.

"Bella, is it true that you have Edward's ringtone on your phone as Rihanna's song Cockiness?"

"Yes it is." I said without hesitation.

"Well just to be sure...Edward gimme your phone."

She called my phone from Edward's cell phone, and the song came on.

Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion

eat my words and then swallow your pride down, down

place my wants and needs over your resistance

and then you come around, you come around

I pressed the end button on my phone before they could hear the rest of the song. Everybody, even Rosalie was staring at me. but the most amazing face was my husbands. Edward was all wide-eyed, and his mouth gaping open was funny as hell.

"What? I told you."I said with an innocent voice. "I don't feel like doing it this time. I'm gonna pass."

Emmett was about to say something but Alice said that wasn't in the rules. I really didn't care if I had to spend the whole day with Jake and his friends. I've been around them before so what does it matter?

"Emmett you can have mine."

"YES, payback. truth or dare Rosie."

"What. I thought you were gonna ask Bella."she said surprised.

"It has something to do with Bella."He said looking at me with that damn grin on his fucking face. I wish Alice could slap that right off of him.

"I dare you to kiss Bella for five minutes straight, oh and use tongue too."

"Okay." Rosalie said, like it wasn't a big deal. Which it really wasn't. Here goes nothing. Rosalie walked over and sat right between me and Edward. As soon as she sat down me and Rosalie were kissing.

5 minutes later

"Daaaamn." Emmett said.

I looked at everybody's faces while Rose was going back over to Emmett. Why is everybody so shocked today. Sheesh. You can tell that was a real big turn on for the guys, even Edward. You can literally smell the arousal in the air. But if you can't, you can also tell by the bulges in their pants. Goddamn, the Cullen men are...big.

"Looks like your plan backfired Emmett." I said casually, but inside I was jumping around like a 4-year-old, giddy with victory. Emmett shook his head of whatever he was thinking, because when I looked over at Edward, he was staring daggers at Emmett.

"Shall we move on or do you need another breather."Alice said, mainly to Emmett.

"Nope,were good."All the boys said.

"Well Eddie here hasn't gotten the chance to go yet so, Rosie would you do the honors?"Emmett asked.

"My pleasure. Edward, truth or dare."she asked.

"Don't call me Eddie, and truth."

"Is it true that you like Bella to be on top?"

Lie Edward, lie, I thought to him.

"No, that is not true."

Emmett was just about to say something when Carlisle and Esme came in the house with Nessie at their side...and, Jacob?

"What's not true?" They both asked.

"Oh Carlisle,Esme, I have a question."

"Sure, what is it." Esme said, in her motherly voice.

"Do you like to play with toys."Emmett asked grinning, and then winked at them.

We all shouted "Emmet."

"What?"

Nessie said in her high soprano voice,"I like to play with toys."

I might be posting a lot of one shots but, there totally worth it. Anyways, another story from ATwilight2012. Peace :)