Hello there! Welcome to my story (Lightning flash) judge Ajihad! This story is mainly about some trials (they will be funny) and Eragon characters are the defendants and other characters like the people who say testimonies and... IT'S FEATURING ACE ATTORNEY PHEONIX WRIGHT! YAY FOR PHEONIX!! Ok anyways... on with the story... BUT WAIT! Ajihad (I know he's dead) is the judge and Roran is the prosecution.

Case I

Ajihad: Today we are viewing the case of the Poison Cup

Eragon: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! ARYA MADE ME DO IT! SHE THREATENED TO USE HER LAZOR! WAAHHH AND THEN SHE STARTED CHARGIN' IT AND IT WAS ALL LIKE BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AND IT HIT ME SO I PUT THE POISON IN THE CUP AND GAVE HER THE POISONED CUP SO SHE COULDN'T FIRE HER LAZOR AND AAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Ajihad: Uhhh... We find Arya guilty? Is that right Varden?

Varden: Ayup

Pheonix: I WIN! BEAT THAT WHATSERNAME!

Roran: It's Roran... At least I'm not named after a-a-a bird!

Eragon: Did I win?

Roran: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Eragon: (In panick) AAAHHHHH LAZOR AHHHH AHHH WTH AAAAAAAAAAAHHH ZOMGWTHOMGZOMGWTH!!

Pheonix: (bashes Roran over the head with a sledge-hammer that had a diamond head)

Eragon: O.o Yowch... That must have hurt...

Roran: XX It did...

Eragon: YAY HE CAN'T FIRE HIS LAZOR! NOW I CAN FIRE MINE! BWAAAWOOOWWWAAAAWWWWOOOOAAAAAWEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOBOP!

Ajihad: (Gets kidnapped by Urgals)

Pheonix: Woah... That was weird...

Eragon: Poor Ajihad...

Roran: Who cares?

Eragon: I DOES!

Roran: GET BETTER GRAMRIORE

Eragon: Get better spelling...

Roran: Well- Well- well Ur a nub!

Eragon; Have you been playing online games again?

Roran: Er... NO! Maybe... Yes... yess... eep... yeep! WAH!

Eragon: MY EARS!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Roran: (Dies from loss of oxygen)

Eragon: So... who's next to go... it's just me and you Pheonix...

Pheonix: And the varden...

Eragon: They got killed by urg- (Gets killed by urgals)

Pheonix: NOOOO NOW I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY!!

Me: Dude... they get revived every chapter...

Pheonix: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ?!#??#?#??#?#?

Me: Uhh... getting a little explict are we?

Pheonix: HOW DID YOU BLOCK AT MY # SWEAR WORD!!

Me: Uhh... I didn't... Fanfiction did... well I did so I could get this on to fanfiction with a rsting of k+

Pheonix: Well that's cheap... (Leaves the court room)

Me: WHO SHOULD BE REVIVED? YOU VOTE FOR IT!

Pheonix:(Walks back in) HEY! WHY IS YOUR LETTERING BOLD!

Me: CUZ I AM the AUTHORATOR! Fin... I SAID FIN! WHY ARE YOU NOT FINNING?! YOU NOOBS! YOU NOOBY WRITING SYSTEM! WAAHH!