TITLE: Phoradendron Flavescens
PAIRING: Severus/Remus
RATING: PG
NOTES: A holiday drabble for theladyfaylene! Merry Christmas, Happy Solstice, Groovy Tuesday to you!

Phorandendron Flavescens

"You know, phoradendron flavescens is poisonous. That is, of course, the only good thing about it."

"Of course," Remus said easily, kneeling under the large branches of the tree, undoing the large black bow that was tied around the Potions Master. "How did this happen? Snooping for your present, were you?" Remus asked, hiding a smile. "Just what is phoradendron flavescens, anyway?"

"There's an ornament incorporating the plant on the branch just above your head."

"…Have you just tricked me into letting you kiss me?"

"That would be the rather Slytherin thing to do."

"Happy Christmas, Severus."

"Happy Christmas, Furball."