Jealousy
A story by Flying Sky High, with inspiration from Seniorcopycat. Thank you, even though your one line was enough for me.
I do not own My Little Pony. Hasbro and Lauren Faust do.
Rainbow Dash awoke at 11:24 in the morning.
She was just about to actually wake up when she remembered something.
Pinkie Pie had invited her to have brunch with her in 6 minutes.
She shot up, out of her bed, and flew to her bathroom. She checked herself in the mirror for any weird appearances overnight, but all she could find was awesomeness. She flew out of her home, locked the door, and off to Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie was waiting for Rainbow at Sugarcube Corner. She was so excited, her tail kept swishing around under her seat. She couldn't wait. She had to tell Dashie something, and today was the day.
Rainbow flew in the doors, and she saw nopony but Pinkie. Pinkie looked behind her, tilted her head, and a huge smile hugged her face. Her tail swished faster. She kicked her back legs under the table. Then, she calmed herself.
"Hey, Pinkie. How's it goin'?"
"Great! Have a seat, Dashie."
"Alright. We need menus."
"Yeah, menus..." Pinkie pulled two menus out from behind her.
"Where did you-?"
"I just reached behind me and, well, there they were!" exclaimed Pinkie.
'I'll never understand...' thought Rainbow.
They read their menus, and Pinkie picked an oat and frosting sandwich. That wasn't even on the menu.
Rainbow picked a pancake with oats. It was the coolest choice.
After waiting a while, Pinkie spoke up.
"Sooooooo... have you been... seeing anypony lately?" she asked, leaning forward.
"No, I haven't. Have you?"
"No," said Pinkie, with a sigh.
"What's so bad about being single?"
"It's just... not fun."
"Fun doesn't have anything to do with it, Pinkie."
"Yes, yes it does. Like, it's fun to talk, it's fun to be in love, it's fun to kiss, it's fun to have-"
Before Pinkie could get weird, Rainbow touched her shoulder with a hoof.
"And? Guess what? I'm having fun being single."
...Pinkie jumped off a cliff in her head.
