SLYTHERINS 4EVER-B-T: this is my favorite song "The internet is for porn" by Avenue Q so I don't own it…or Naruto…I just thought it would be funny to see the characters singing it lol if you want to see the vid go to its really funny I hope you like it /.\
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SAKURA: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. The Internet! The internet is really really great
JIRAIYA: For porn
SAKURA: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
JIRAIYA: For porn
SAKURA; Huh? There's always some new site,
JIRAIYA: For porn!
SAKURA: I browse all day and night
JIRAIYA: For porn!
SAKURA: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
JIRAIYA: For porn!
SAKURA: Jiraiya!
JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn
SAKURA: Jiraiya!
JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn,
SAKURA: What are you doing!?
JIRAIYA: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
SAKURA: Jiirrrraaaiiiya!
JIRAIYA: Oh hello Sakura
SAKURA: You are ruining my song
JIRAIYA: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
SAKURA: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
JIRAIYA: okie dokie
SAKURA: Good I'm glad we have this new technology
JIRAIYA: For porn
SAKURA: Which gives us untold opportunity
JIRAIYA: For porn oops, sorry
SAKURA: Right from you own desktop
JIRAIYA: For ---
SAKURA: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
JIRAIYA: FOR PORN!!
SAKURA: Jiraiya!
JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn!
SAKURA: Noooo
JIRAIYA: The internet if for porn!
SAKURA: Jiraiya
JIRAIYA: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
SAKURA: That's gross you're a pervert
JIRAIYA: Ah, sticks and stones Sakura
SAKURA: NO really, your a pervert Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the internet
JIRAIYA: Ohhhh?
SAKURA: What?!
JIRAIYA: You have no idea Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
JIRAIYA: Let me hear it!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
SASUKE: Sorry Sakura
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
SASUKE: I masturbate!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
SAKURA: The internet is not for porn!!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---
SAKURA: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Kikashi, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
KIKASHI: That's correct.
SAKURA: And Naruto, you buy things on
NARUTO: Sure!
SAKURA: And Kiba, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
KIBA: Yes I do!
SAKURA: And Sasuke, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
SASUKE: True!
JIRAIYA: Oh, but Sakura- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
SASUKE: . .yeah
SAKURA: EEEWWWWW!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
SAKURA: Gross!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
SAKURA: I hate porn
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
SAKURA: I hate you men!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
SAKURA: I'm leaving!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
SAKURA: I hate the internet!
JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
JIRAIYA: The internet is for
JIRAIYA AND SOME: The internet is for
JIRAIYA AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!
JIRAIYA: YEAH!
