SLYTHERINS 4EVER-B-T: this is my favorite song "The internet is for porn" by Avenue Q so I don't own it…or Naruto…I just thought it would be funny to see the characters singing it lol if you want to see the vid go to its really funny I hope you like it /.\

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SAKURA: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self! I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern. The Internet! The internet is really really great

JIRAIYA: For porn

SAKURA: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

JIRAIYA: For porn

SAKURA; Huh? There's always some new site,

JIRAIYA: For porn!

SAKURA: I browse all day and night

JIRAIYA: For porn!

SAKURA: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

JIRAIYA: For porn!

SAKURA: Jiraiya!

JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn

SAKURA: Jiraiya!

JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn,

SAKURA: What are you doing!?

JIRAIYA: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn

SAKURA: Jiirrrraaaiiiya!

JIRAIYA: Oh hello Sakura

SAKURA: You are ruining my song

JIRAIYA: Oh me sorry, me no mean to

SAKURA: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

JIRAIYA: okie dokie

SAKURA: Good I'm glad we have this new technology

JIRAIYA: For porn

SAKURA: Which gives us untold opportunity

JIRAIYA: For porn oops, sorry

SAKURA: Right from you own desktop

JIRAIYA: For ---

SAKURA: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

JIRAIYA: FOR PORN!!

SAKURA: Jiraiya!

JIRAIYA: The internet is for porn!

SAKURA: Noooo

JIRAIYA: The internet if for porn!

SAKURA: Jiraiya

JIRAIYA: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

SAKURA: That's gross you're a pervert

JIRAIYA: Ah, sticks and stones Sakura

SAKURA: NO really, your a pervert Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the internet

JIRAIYA: Ohhhh?

SAKURA: What?!

JIRAIYA: You have no idea Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready

JIRAIYA: Let me hear it!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!

SASUKE: Sorry Sakura

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!

SASUKE: I masturbate!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!

SAKURA: The internet is not for porn!!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---

SAKURA: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Kikashi, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

KIKASHI: That's correct.

SAKURA: And Naruto, you buy things on

NARUTO: Sure!

SAKURA: And Kiba, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

KIBA: Yes I do!

SAKURA: And Sasuke, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

SASUKE: True!

JIRAIYA: Oh, but Sakura- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

SASUKE: . .yeah

SAKURA: EEEWWWWW!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!

SAKURA: Gross!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!

SAKURA: I hate porn

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click

SAKURA: I hate you men!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

SAKURA: I'm leaving!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn

SAKURA: I hate the internet!

JIRAIYA AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn

JIRAIYA: The internet is for

JIRAIYA AND SOME: The internet is for

JIRAIYA AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!

JIRAIYA: YEAH!