Chapter 1

Getting started

Me: Shadow has aneed to have an apprentice. Team Alpha consists of Donald trump, Grim, Big the cat, Sonic the hedgehog, Ben 10, Timmy Turner, and Catman as the first product manager.

Catman: I have the skills I can claw Twelve scratching posts per minute.

Rouge: Team Beta consists of Vicky, Vince McMann, H.P., Mandy, Omi, and Tails as product Manager.

Terminator: I an french fry the losers.

Rouge: What?

T.J.K.: He said who wants french fries?

Tails : I'm smarter. Brains over brawn I always say.

Sonic: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Tails you win Ha Ha Ha Ha. ( Sonic Dies Laughing and Tails Commits suicide)

T.J.K.: Mandy I guess your product manager now.

Mandy: You keep it down you morons. Shadow want's me the rest of you can enjoy Hell.

Terminator: Mandy would you like fries with that shake.

Mandy: Shut up you twit. I'll give you ten minutes to get me a milkshake. A bannana milkshake.

Terminator: Yes ma'am. (Terminatorruns)

T.J.K.: I'm T.J.K.

Rouge: I'm Rouge.

R2D2: Beep Beeep Boop

T.J.K.: We'll bring you the latest crazines in chapter 2.

Rouge: What ?

T.J.K.: Who wants french fries.

R2D2: Beeep

T.J.K. : Fine have some oil.

R2D2: Beep Boop

T.J.K.: Your welcome. Shadow end it already.

Shadow: Fry. I mean Bye.

Me: See Ya.