Title: Online Romance
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T for crack pairings
Series: Super Paper Mario
Pairing: Peach X Francis (WTFLOLBBQ?!)
Summary: Not all romances begin in the real world. Especially not this one! Peach X Francis in 30 sentences. Warning: WEIRD CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!
1. Face
"Did you always look like that?" Peach asked as she stared up at Francis' big reptilian face.
2. Friend
Francis felt a little upset when he heard there was another lizard guy after Peach, but the blond-haired princess assured him it was only a friend.
3. One
Oddly enough, Francis was the first one who ever seemed to ask Peach how she was feeling every single day.
4. Online
Peach found it a little strange that she first met Francis on a Naruto Anime forum...
5. Promise
Francis placed Peach's small hands in his large scaly ones and said, "I promise to love you forever..."
6. Wrong
As they laid in bed together, Peach couldn't even name how many things were wrong with this picture.
7. Sweet
"Uh...you're a hot babe!" "You're so sweet!"
8. Rift
The rift between them grew ever further when Mario finally found out of their secret relationship.
9. Kiss
The first kiss was hot and sticky. It gave Peach shivers just thinking about it...
10. Hands
Peach slapped Francis' hands away and shouted, "Please keep your hands to yourself!"
11. Age
One of these days, Peach was gonna ask Francis how old he was!
12. Hell
When they finally came together, Francis finally believed the hell of lonliness was over.
13. Geek
Francis was sure the world had ended when Peach asked him not to use any of his computer phrases anymore.
14. Ball
As the ball bounced silently across the room, Francis thought about what could have been.
15. Blood
Francis winced slightly as he sliced the blade against his arm, causing blood to gush out. 'No one loves me...not even Peach...' Francis thought sadly as he dragged the blade across his arm again.
16. Need
"Please, Peach...I need you...I need you..."
17. Want
Peach wasn't sure why, but she really WANTED Francis at the moment...
18. Fool
Francis was a fool, but Peach was more of a fool for following him.
19. Monster
Tears formed in Francis' eyes as he remembered how so many people had called him a 'freak' and a 'monster'. Fortunately for him, Peach was always there to make him feel better.
20. Marriage
"Francis...I can't marry you!"
21. Two
Peach recieved two kisses in the morning and two kisses at night.
22. K00L
The first time Francis said Peach's pink panties were 'K00L', he recieved a well placed bitch-slap.
23. Joke
He may not have been Casanova material, but at least he knew good jokes!
24. Red
The small jewel she held in her hands was as red as blood itself. "It's for you..." Francis said with a soft smile on his face.
25. Blue
"Why is the sky blue?" "I'll look it up on my laptop."
26. Home
Every day, Francis' castle began to feel more and more like home.
27. Smile
Francis would kill if it meant his lovely princess would smile at him again.
28. Weird
Mario took one look at the loving couple and thought, 'Yeesh! Peach sure has weird tastes in men!'
29. Lost
If it wasn't for her, he would have still been lost in that horrible sea of lonliness...
30. Glasses
Francis felt his face grow hot as Peach slowly took off his glasses and moved closer.
