Title: Online Romance

Genre: Romance/General

Rating: T for crack pairings

Series: Super Paper Mario

Pairing: Peach X Francis (WTFLOLBBQ?!)

Summary: Not all romances begin in the real world. Especially not this one! Peach X Francis in 30 sentences. Warning: WEIRD CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!


1. Face

"Did you always look like that?" Peach asked as she stared up at Francis' big reptilian face.

2. Friend

Francis felt a little upset when he heard there was another lizard guy after Peach, but the blond-haired princess assured him it was only a friend.

3. One

Oddly enough, Francis was the first one who ever seemed to ask Peach how she was feeling every single day.

4. Online

Peach found it a little strange that she first met Francis on a Naruto Anime forum...

5. Promise

Francis placed Peach's small hands in his large scaly ones and said, "I promise to love you forever..."

6. Wrong

As they laid in bed together, Peach couldn't even name how many things were wrong with this picture.

7. Sweet

"Uh...you're a hot babe!" "You're so sweet!"

8. Rift

The rift between them grew ever further when Mario finally found out of their secret relationship.

9. Kiss

The first kiss was hot and sticky. It gave Peach shivers just thinking about it...

10. Hands

Peach slapped Francis' hands away and shouted, "Please keep your hands to yourself!"

11. Age

One of these days, Peach was gonna ask Francis how old he was!

12. Hell

When they finally came together, Francis finally believed the hell of lonliness was over.

13. Geek

Francis was sure the world had ended when Peach asked him not to use any of his computer phrases anymore.

14. Ball

As the ball bounced silently across the room, Francis thought about what could have been.

15. Blood

Francis winced slightly as he sliced the blade against his arm, causing blood to gush out. 'No one loves me...not even Peach...' Francis thought sadly as he dragged the blade across his arm again.

16. Need

"Please, Peach...I need you...I need you..."

17. Want

Peach wasn't sure why, but she really WANTED Francis at the moment...

18. Fool

Francis was a fool, but Peach was more of a fool for following him.

19. Monster

Tears formed in Francis' eyes as he remembered how so many people had called him a 'freak' and a 'monster'. Fortunately for him, Peach was always there to make him feel better.

20. Marriage

"Francis...I can't marry you!"

21. Two

Peach recieved two kisses in the morning and two kisses at night.

22. K00L

The first time Francis said Peach's pink panties were 'K00L', he recieved a well placed bitch-slap.

23. Joke

He may not have been Casanova material, but at least he knew good jokes!

24. Red

The small jewel she held in her hands was as red as blood itself. "It's for you..." Francis said with a soft smile on his face.

25. Blue

"Why is the sky blue?" "I'll look it up on my laptop."

26. Home

Every day, Francis' castle began to feel more and more like home.

27. Smile

Francis would kill if it meant his lovely princess would smile at him again.

28. Weird

Mario took one look at the loving couple and thought, 'Yeesh! Peach sure has weird tastes in men!'

29. Lost

If it wasn't for her, he would have still been lost in that horrible sea of lonliness...

30. Glasses

Francis felt his face grow hot as Peach slowly took off his glasses and moved closer.