Title: This Side of Paradise

Fandom: Radio Free Roscoe

Pairing: Ed/ Ted

Rating: hard R for sexual situations and language

Summary: It'll happen someday, Ted knows it. For now, he's willing to wait.

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Notes: The title is the name of Star Trek: TOS episode #25

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This Side Of Paradise

It'll happen someday, Ted knows it. Maybe they'll be at Ted's house

having a Star Trek: The Original Series marathon, staying up all night and

eating way to much candy. Ted will make some comment about how if he

could be any character, he'd be Spock, because the Vulcan way made so

much sense and Spock was so much smarter than everyone else. Ed

would answer back that he'd want to be Kirk, because he got all the hot

women on every planet and even managed to bag Uhura. They'd argue for

a few minutes over whether it really counted because technically the

Platonian's were controlling them at the time. Eventually one of them

(probably Ed because he'll know Ted is right) will hit the other with one of

the pillows that's strewn all over the bed (they always have extras for Sci-Fi

sleepovers) and it will escalate into one big pillow fight. Eventually one of

them will tire (probably Ted because he always loses) and Ed will get in a

direct hit to the face. Ted will fall onto his back on the bed and Ed will sit on

top of him, claiming victory.

Their eyes will lock and Ted will whisper, "If I were Spock, I'd want

Kirk too," into Ed's ear. Ed will look down at him, a question in his eyes and

Ted will try to answer as best as he can without words. Then Ed will lean

down a little, maybe he's just squirming, maybe he's actually trying to

initiate something, but Ted will take it as his opportunity. Ted will pull him

down on top of him, and seal their mouths together. It won't be perfect, it'll

probably be more of a fumble of lips than an actual kiss, but it won't matter.

Once the first hurtle is jumped, they can do it again and again. Ted might

just get lost in that mouth, in it's soft curve and (probably) tender feel. Ted

can imagine what it'll feel like to have Ed's lips on his.

Then he'll break the kiss and look back up at Ed, "I love you," he'll

say while slowly moving his hands up and down Ed's body. "I love you so

much," he'll whisper, slowly pulling Ed's shirt off of him. It will probably be

the top to Ed's favorite pair of Boba Fett pajamas. Ted spent almost $60

buying them on E-bay last year and Ed wears them whenever they have a

sleepover. The buttons will be a little hard to work from this angle, but Ted

will manage and when he's done and the shirt is on the floor next to the

bed, Ted will be adle to*look*. He's seen Ed shirtless before, but he was

never really allowed to look before. Before it would have been awkward,

but now, it's sexy. Ed's beautiful tan nipples standing out on his olive skin.

Ted will look for a little while, but he won't be able to hold off for very long.

He'll have to touch, move his fingers over those gorgeous little nubs, and

bring his fingers across his chest, down towards his belly. He'll be able to

really go to town on that torso, the tanned skin rising more and more as

Ed's breathing becomes heavy. It's only natural that after fully touching,

Ted will have to *taste*.

Ed will taste like nothing else Ted has ever had. He'll taste like

sunshine and lemonade and comic books and video game dust. But what'll

be the most arousing is that Ed will taste like *home*, like belonging and

solidarity and every other good emotion, place and thing that Ted can think

of. Ed will make these noises while Ted's flicking his tongue over the

pebble hard nipples of his chest that sound so animal- like and *needy*

and so god-damned good. Ted might have a problem at this point thinking

clearly. Most importantly though, is that it'll feel so unbelievably *right*.

Neither of them will think twice when Ted goes to remove his own shirt and

also removes Ed's pajama bottoms. Maybe they're moving very fast but

technically, they've been building up to this their whole lives.

When Ted stretches out beside him, and continues touching his

torso, moving lower and lower, first playing with Ed's ribs (they're so

ticklish) and then toying with his navel, Ed will simply gasp in pleasure.

Ted will then reach down and play with the elastic band on Ed's boxers,

teasing only at first, occasionally dipping his hand lower to tangle in the

dark curls until finally running the tips of his fingers over Ed's length. Ted

will give a few experimental pulls and when Ed is pushing back, he'll pull

off. Ed's eyes will lock with his and Ted will only be able to smile and

quietly whisper, "wait," while shedding the rest of his own clothes and

removing Ed's boxers. Once they're skin to skin Ted will look down at Ed

and lunge for his mouth again. They'll kiss passionately and gasp when

their hard lengths brush together, silken heat over silken heat. Ed will give

an experimental thrust against Ted and the friction that results will

momentarily keep them both from breathing.

They'll continue thrusting for a few moments and when Ted feels that

he's close, he'll catch Ed's eyes again and kiss him softly. Ed will kiss back

and groan softly. When he feels the wetness on his stomach, Ted will have

to break the kiss and look down, look down as his own seed joins Ed's on

their bodies. Ed will look up at him and smile. "Wow!" he'll say, as Ted

cleans them both off with his BattleStar Galactica boxer shorts (a birthday

gift from Ed) and lays down next to him. "I love you too, you know," Ed will

finally say, turning towards him and wrapping his arms around his waist.

Ted will lay there with him and smile as Ed's light snoring fills the...

"Ted? Did you hear me? I asked you who you'd be? Han Solo or

Luke Skywalker, because I think that ..."

It'll happen someday, Ted thinks and enters a conversation on the

merits of the Millennium Falcon over a light saber. For now, he's willing to

wait, because Ed is worth it, he's worth every agonizing moment.