Hi!!!!!Iz me again!I sad.I have no more french in school.Now I have reading.The reading teacher is a bitch.Annnnnnnnywaaaaaaaay!!!!This is my first Hellsing fanfic.It is really OOC!!!!!! And I'm in it!YAY!

Alucard-*has just watched Nightmare on Elm Street the first one**running around singing very creapily*One two Freddy's comin' for you three four better lock the door five six grab your crusifix seven eight gunna stay up late nine ten never gunna sleep again!!!!!!

*sweatdrop*I don't own a thing.Nope.Nadda.Zilch.What a minute!I don't think I read a fanfic like this!I think I own this idea!I think.I might not.That sucks.Hey I also own myself!I think.I hope.

OOCness and stuff. R&R Enjoy!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1-My Idea and More~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was bouncing around the Hellsing Manor.

(a/n this chapter until I say so is in my POV)

I was anoying Integra by trying to get her to admit that she likes Alucard.Grrr...She's tough to get an admitance out of.Oh!An idea.Heeheehee!Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I walked up to Integra.

"What the hell do you want?"Integra said in her I'm-annoyed voice.

"I'm requesting a few days off to go camping."

"Why?"

"...To go camping.I think it would do everyone some good."

"So you want to camping?Do whatever."

"I think a few people should go."

"Do whatever.Now leave!"

"Till tomorow."So then I disappeared with a grin on my face.

(okay no more of this being in any Pov so its not me talking but it will be when I say it will be. Alucard-Talk English! No ones POV.Better? Alucard-Yes)

"She's to much like Alucard."

"Who's to much like me , master?"

"The new recruit."

"Really?"

"Yes.Why are you here Alucard?"

"Can't I visit my master?"

"What do you what Alucard."

"A taste of your blood."

"Leave Alucard."

"I think you should go camping with the fox."

"Why?"

"It would do you some good.You'r in your office to much."

"Go away Alucard."

"Of course,master."Dissapears into a wall grinning.

Intagra then picks up her phone and pages Walter."Walter!"

"Yes,my lady?"Walter's voice said.

"Tell the others I'm going camping."

"Your what?!"

"I'm going camping Walter.Tell Seras that she'll be going camping as well."

"Right away!"

"Thank you Walter."Puts the phone back down."Camping.Something I missed out on as a child."

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On chapter down!Okay this was really really short but I promise the upcoming chapters shall be longer!