Note: If you are confused, "Harvest Moon" is a game that appears on Nintendo and Playstation. You play as a farmer, make friends, fall in love, get married, and have a baby. You also get to raise crops and farm animals and-.I'll just leave you there.for now.

Another Note: Ack, I finally got around to writing a fanfic again. For those who have read "Victoria's Secret of Doom" I am still typing up the sequel. I'll get around to it next time I'm hyper.

"Gir, give me that filthy sticky stuff those humans call....bubblegum." Zim was once again fixing up machinery to conquer the filth ball known as Earth. Gir just stared up at his master like he always did: stupidly. Zim glared at Gir, trying to maintain his composure. "Gir, I said give me the bubble thingie. I need the power of the bubble!" Gir stared at him with large puppy eyes. With his robotic arm, he held up one of his stuffed piggies. Zim shook his head and sighed. He went across the small jail cell sized room to get to the bubblegum. "All this walking for nothing." He muttered. "Stupid advanced robot." He stuck the bubblegum onto his new invention. "I AM DONE!!!" He yelled. He held up the new device with malicious glee. "Gir, I must go to skool now to test this new invention. Don't destroy anything this time, okay?" Gir nodded. "Okee dokee doodle!" Gir shouted while staring at his beloved piggy. Zim simply narrowed one eye at Gir, and then marched off to the skool.

As usual, Zim was a few minutes early to skool. As Zim marched through the gates of the filthy, evil, scary, nasty skool, he talked about his plan with himself. Students were staring at him as if he was a nut, but they were too lazy to call the looney bin. "With this teleporter of mine, I shall rule the WORLD!!" Once again Zim held up his device with excitement. "I shall hold one connector in my hand and use the other one to connect to a certain Dib-Human's sister. Oh, he won't be expecting a single thing.Bwa.BWAHAHAHA!!!"

Zim waited for his prey to walk into view. A minute later, Dib and Gaz were walking through the gates of skool as well. With his super extra special paranormal vision, Dib spotted Zim hiding in the bushes. He walked up to the bush Zim was hiding behind and crossed his arms. "What are YOU doing here, Zim?? Are you using another one of your pathetic plans for world domination? Huh?!?!" Dib glared at the bush. The bush did not reply. The moronic skool children were now scared. Now there were TWO psychos in the same place. Little kindergarteners ran started crying. Gaz opened one of her eyes and stared at Dib. "Dib, not even a bush would reply to you." Dib shook his head and replied, "No Gaz. Zim is hiding in the bush, and I'll prove it to you!" Dib dove into the bush. As a human, Dib wouldn't like bushes unless they had needles. This one didn't have needles.except for the needles on top of the bush.

Dib yelped in pain. "Owie, my spleen!" He held his sides and bent over. Gaz smirked at her brother while he rolled around on the ground. Zim held up one connector in each claw. "Now, time for some DOOM!" Zim grasped one of the connectors in his claw and thrust the other onto Gaz's hand. "Victory!!!" Zim yelled out. "Wha-?" Gaz turned around, her eyes meeting the green kid standing behind her.

Before Zim noticed, the connector plugged into her GS2. He grinned manically and pressed a big shiny red button in the hand he was not using. Electrical zaps traveled through Zim's arms and legs. "Victory for-- NOODLES!!! I can't feel my limbs!" Gaz raised an eyebrow as Zim was swirling into a giant warp. "Nooo!!" Zim bellowed out. Before anyone realized anything Zim was completely trapped inside of the evil video game device.

Gaz's stared down at her GS2. Apparently Dib's spleen seemed to heal quickly. He slowly stood up, and then lunged himself towards the GS2. The GS2 crashed to the ground. "Gaz! Don't touch that! Zim could take over your brains!" Gaz half glared half gawked at Dib. ".You." Dib's eye's widened. "Gaz., it was either the Game Slave or the Earth." Gaz's hands clenched into fists. ".You will die a horrible death now, Dib." She took a step towards Dib. Dib stared down on the ground. His eyes were captured by the gleam of the game device. "Uh, Gaz? The GS2 is fine, and you're not game over." Gaz stared at her GS2, and then at Dib. She then replied, "You're lucky this time, but you still have to pay." Gaz kicked Dib in the shins. Again, he yelped and rolled around on the ground. Gaz then picked up her game slave 2 and switched the on button. On the screen a little sign with the letters "Harvest Moon" scrolled across the screen. Under it a little green boy ran across the screen with his dog.

Heh, sorry this is a bit short. I promise the next one will be longer. R/R please!