Dalton Conway w8d. Teh cult uhrond hem trolled kekd Ace. Dumbass wuz inout teh form. He didn't c tem, butt had xpektd them nao 4minutes.

His warnengz too the Sov where not listenend too nao it wus 2 l8. phar to late for now, anyway.

Dalton was a troll for many years. When he was young he watched the 4chonz and he said to dad "I want to be in the messageboards, daddy!' Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DUMBASS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.

Butt know in the forem of knot4tessemo he new there was dumbass.

"This is the Sov" the radio crackered. "You must fight the dumbass!"

So Dalton gotted his keyboard and posted tahp gundo.

"WHAT HAPPEN" said law

"I will ban him" said admen and he fired the banhammer. Dalton posted at him and tried to troll him. But then the ban was done hee were trapped and not able to post.

"No! I must kill dumbass!" he shouted

"Phonic said "No, Dalton. You are the Dumbass!"

And then Dalton was dumbass.