COTK: Hey guys. I am back and READY to RUMBLE!!! Kidding! okay so here is another story from yours truely... Okay so i havent posted in a while... But i got writers block on them.

disclaimer: i, unfortuanitaly will never own naruto... or orochimaru!... boohoo!

STORY MAN!!!!

ch1: Gaara's anger management

Gaara sat in his room with a sigh. He in other words let out a sigh. Shikamaru and Naruto had left for a while, with no telling when they where to return!

'those stupid cock suckers!!!!! I should kill the hell out of them when they return to this stoopid place of god forsaken stoopidity!!!! How dare THEY leave with out ME!!!!!!!' Gaara yelled at himself.

Just then... An imaginative idea came to mind!!!!!

"I shall decorate the house like Edward Elric's bed room...!!! This is ingenious!!!!" Gaara shouted outloud like a moron... Not knowing that the window was wide open and he has earned alot of strange glances!!!!! He then realized that the window was open and that he has earned himself alot of strange glance, he stuck his head out the window and cackled evily!!!!!

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...? I really need to cut down on the sugar in the mornings!!! But every other time is great!!!" He gave a glare at the humans that have not been mentally scared and that havent run away!

Just thenm a box apearde right infront of the inbetween of his eyes! He screamed in blood curdeling terror as it flung itself at his nose inards! Still screaming he ran through the house, knocking everthing down in the process, trying to get away from the evil nose lunging tiny box!

"IM SO ALONE!!!!" He yelled at the top of his demon filled lungs.

A knock suddenly filled the stoopified air as there was a knock on the door!

"IM NOT ALONE ANY MORE!!!!!!!" He yelled running for the door. Forgetting to open the thing he ran into the door and fell backwards...

'Stoopid demon! You where saposed to make me not get a bloody nose!!!!!!' He enternally screammed at the shukakau man! When he opened the door he found that two tall bearded guys in white jackets where standing there waiting for him to open the already opend door! But what they didnt know was that the door had opened! The black haired one caught on to this suprozong fact and sucker punched his blonde companion in the stomach!

"CAN YOU NOT SEE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLEANING THE HOUSE!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Gaara frantically yelled as they both pulled out a giant needle and shoved the pointy end in his guts!!!!

"STUPID DEMON!!! YOU CANT EVER DO ANY THING RIGHT CAN YOU!?!??!?!?!" He shouted his last concious words as everything went into a dark abiss of blackness.

After a nice refreshing nap Gaara awoke with what seemed to be a white jacket that tied in the back was strapped to him like he was in an insane asylem or something. Oh wait! He is!!!! Silly me!!! On with it!!!!

The guys with the needle came back and opened the padded door to the padded room. Gaara screamed in panti soiling terror as the culprate walked towards him with rubber gloves and a probe. He backed up until his back could not penetrate his only chance at escaping! The walls started getting smaller when the masked man picked him up and threw him over his shoulder.

"GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY SPLEEN!!!! MY INARDS ARE MINE ALONE! THEY HAVE BEEN PUT IN MY BODY FOR A REASON!!! AND THAT REASON WAS NOT TO BE MEDDLED WITH BY YOUR FILTHY HUMAN HANDS OF PROBEY DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOO!" Gaara screamed his in vein screams of sanctitude. He wanted to be put down. IF YOU COULDNT TELL!!!! Im not crazy cause i take the right pills! Every day!

The coated man had brought our young scary Gaara to a room with rows and rows of on lounge chair and a desk chair. This man put Gaara down on the comfertable chair and walked out of the rrom locking the door behind him. Gaara frantically looked around the back of his head for answers. Then all of a sudden a man with a clipboard walked in the room and noticed this abot Gaaras eyes! And that Gaara was foaming at the mouth. So scary! is it not???? Okay any ways the old man with the clipboard sat down in the desk chair.

"Gaara... GaArA??? Gaara!!?!?!? GAARA!!!!!!!!!!!!" These words of extreme wisdome entered Gaaras head like a tumar. His only wish was that the man was not so loud.. Gaara has a head ache

"Gaara... I am the voice of the man sitting infront of you.. Listen to your inner voice of reason!!!!... Become sane!" Just then Gaaras head filled with pretty choochoo trains and bunny wabbits!

Gaara jumped up and started screaming randome thing that the normal Gaara will and would never say in his life...

"I AM CURED!! I NO LONGER HAVE UNDERWEAR LODGED INTO MY BRAIN!!!" Gaara shouted from happy stupidity!!!!

Shikamaru and Naruto walked silently through the streets looking for something to give Gaara for his birthday.

"I hope Gaara will be alright on his own... I mean considering what happened to him last time he was left all alone like that... He tore the place apart!" Shikamaru whined!

Naruto let out a frusterated grunt and a sigh!

"Geez Shikamaru! He will be alright!! Gaara can take care of himself!!! And becides how mutch damage can one little emo kid do in the time span of 2 minutes?????? Not mutch!!" Naruto shuffled a peice of taco inbetween his toes. Shikamaru sighed in defeat.

"I guess you are right Naruto... Gaara is a small boy.. He cant do as mutch damage as he did last time... But of course considering that we where only gone for 1 minute last time!!!! HE CAN DO ALOT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!" Shikamaru was being mean again

Back at the happy place Gaara has been elected student of the month! he got dreadlocks put in his hair and a grill on his teeth. When all of a sudden two caped figures flung themselves through the door with such speed and exageration. The flying Shikamaru and Naruto hit Gaara in the head with their super powers and light ray vision!!!!

"I didnt know you guys had super powers!" Gaara shouted with such glee!

"Gaara we are your fathers!!!" They both said as a flying mongoose came flying into the room

"So... Who's the mommy?" Gaara asked stoopdly!

"Why?" Shikamaru asked stoopidly!

"BEACAUSE I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!" Gaara threw a temper tantrum!

"Shikamarus your mommy little girl!" Naruto said receiving a death glare from Shikashikamaru! Shikamaru decided to play along and went up to the crying Gaara and gave him a big hug!!! Gaara emidiatly shut the hell up and huggd him back.

COTK: What would you all do if i put it as a cliffy!!!!!

well to bad!! I am anyways!!!