This was written to be a joke interlude to I…You…Big. I put it here since it really doesn't fit in the other story and I liked it so much I just had to keep it. You don't have to read IYB to enjoy the story, but it helps you understand the randomness… so yeah, go read I…You…Big!

Oh yeah…I actually didn't write this…my co-author did, but I'll pass all comments to her

Disclaimer: Remy LeBeau ain't mine. Not trying to infringe on copyright laws yada yada yada. Don't sue me. I only have $0.47. Please don't take that away from me. *sniffle* 'Tis all I have. *sniffle*

Author's Note: I'm writing this under duress. Forgive me if it sucks.

Basic Gist: Gambit takes a shower.

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Gambit was hot. He knew it. He also knew that he had to go take a shower. He'd just gotten done with a Danger Room session and had to be clean for his woman. So he walked up to his room, winking and grinning at the girls that he passed, making them giggle. Heh...I love this job he thought, grinning smugly to himself.

He walked up to his room and shut the door. He began stripping off his uniform as he made his way to the bathroom, leaving a trail of clothes behind him.

Remy turned the water on and let it heat up. When the water was hot, he stepped in and washed. He washed his hair twice with Pantene, to keep it nice and shiny and soft. Then he got out and toweled off and changed into his usual clothes.

fin