Dear Freddy
*I do not own the copyrighted characters mentioned in this story which is solely done for laughs all rights reserved to New Line and Wes Craven*
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Dear Fred,
May I call you Fred?, well moving own I have a problem my girlfriend thinks I am a total loser.
She is even thinking about breaking up with me all because I skip a couple of showers and don't brush.
She says I spend way to much time doing homework and playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Vollyball.
And not enough time with her and besides who gives a crap if her boobs are huge I would rather take my pixel vixens over her any day.
Yours truly,
Circle Jerk_0
First off Circle Jerk no you may not you poor pathetic asshole, secondly you are a loser no one likes you and your girlfriend has every right to break up with you. But on a positive I would say if I was you I would kill the bitch, but I am not so looks like I will be paying you a little visit to not Chief so get all the jerkin' your gonna need cause after this the world want have to worry about STUPID FUCKS like you.
Hey no hard feelings besides I've seen your girlfriend and it looks like Freddy can use alittle fresh meat if you get what I am say.
Hatefully yours,
Freddy Krueger
PS: IF ANY OF YOU HALF ASS SNOTS WANTS TO CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR AND USE OF FOUL LANGUAGE YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN YOUR DREAMS.
Nighty Night Stupid Shits
*I do not own the copyrighted characters mentioned in this story which is solely done for laughs all rights reserved to New Line and Wes Craven*
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Dear Fred,
May I call you Fred?, well moving own I have a problem my girlfriend thinks I am a total loser.
She is even thinking about breaking up with me all because I skip a couple of showers and don't brush.
She says I spend way to much time doing homework and playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Vollyball.
And not enough time with her and besides who gives a crap if her boobs are huge I would rather take my pixel vixens over her any day.
Yours truly,
Circle Jerk_0
First off Circle Jerk no you may not you poor pathetic asshole, secondly you are a loser no one likes you and your girlfriend has every right to break up with you. But on a positive I would say if I was you I would kill the bitch, but I am not so looks like I will be paying you a little visit to not Chief so get all the jerkin' your gonna need cause after this the world want have to worry about STUPID FUCKS like you.
Hey no hard feelings besides I've seen your girlfriend and it looks like Freddy can use alittle fresh meat if you get what I am say.
Hatefully yours,
Freddy Krueger
PS: IF ANY OF YOU HALF ASS SNOTS WANTS TO CORRECT ME ON MY GRAMMAR AND USE OF FOUL LANGUAGE YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME IN YOUR DREAMS.
Nighty Night Stupid Shits
