Disclaimer: no I do not have mental issues. Cough-in-denial-cough. Anyway…once again if I owned this show would I be writing this, and have this much free time?

Chapter one: a new black book

Dear book thing,

This is Gay!!! I don't know why exactly I am writing this...oh yea I know it's due to my therapist that my parents force me to see twice a week to better understand me. Like that will ever happen! I have to write in this book every dam day describing what is going on in my life and how I make a better understanding of myself so that I can "talk" about it with this stick up the ass dick wad that's trying to pry in my life.

My name is Samantha Ann Manson and if you ever think of calling me Sammie I will have to kick your ass. I am a Goth and an ultra recyco-veggitarian which means I don't eat anything that once had a face. I hate pink and I hang out with techno-geek tucker Foley and Danny phantom a.k.a Invis-o-bill but when he's not stuffed in a locker and someone calls him by his real name he is Danny Fenton. Only me and tucker know about him being half ghost.

His parents are just as wacky as mine, they are ghost hunters and after an accident Danny all of a sudden got ghost powers. Now it's up to the three of us to save our town from being over run by ghost. No one in his family knows, but maybe jazzes his older sister she's really smart so she probably has put the two together and in just not telling us.

I get most annoyed when people call me and Danny love birds were just really good friends. I met him and tucker in junior high, they were being picked on and I defended them and then from there it was history. The most fun game I love playing with them is guessing Sam's real hair color. I dyed it black to go with my Goth image. I met them when I first started my punk faze that went into Goth pretty quickly. Unlike most Goth I smile and laugh and have fun with life. But hell with my parent's id go nuts if I didn't have Danny and tucker to look forward to.

They do everything together I refer to them as dum and dummer. I don't know how they can't even pass basic classes and keep moving up grades. But what ever. Then I'm in better physical shape then them which I find funny. But then I love to run and well it's my outlet, when things get tough I put on my sneakers and shorts and run. No matter what time or the weather, I never have a routine rout that I take. I always end up on this one hill.

I kill you if you tell anyone but on that hill is where I first met Danny when I was seven years old. It was fun and cute I still wore pink and my mother and father loved me back then because I did what they said, come to think of it, it was like we were living in a play. But the play ended and I ran for the first time.

I arrived at this hill to see this raven haired boy who was chucking rocks at the geese I quickly defended them making him to stop. I always had a love of animals. Next thing I knew we were talking about how our parents suck and then we became close. We'd sneak out each day to meet them. Then summer came and we both went away to camp and we stopped meeting. If I never met Danny again I could say he was my first love...but were just friends and I'm happy with that. I don't want our relationship to get weird.

I can't believe that I just wrote all of that. Wow I must really be bored, well see ya.

Like I give a shit

Sam