Summary: this is sorta mocking "Serenity is a poor girl who is working for Kaiba for some reason and falls in love with him" stories. Actually, I'm not sure how this is going to go. If I write something that starts as a wacky situation-comedy, I have a nasty habit of making the story get dark/twisted despite the amusing circumstances….well.
Rating: errmm…. PG I guess. Because street urchins aren't a 'G' topic?
Disclaimer: I own…..nothing (No, not even myself, I'm merely the delusion of a schizophrenic, but I got separated from him so now I'm just a delusion without my insane sidekick……..)
Poor Girl Falls For Rich Boy
Serenity sat outside on the sidewalk. She was situated near Kaiba's large mansion, but more towards the rear of the building, towards the side. Actually, she was standing right next to the dumpster where all of the garbage from the Kaiba mansion was disposed of.
Serenity did not seem as she had years ago, however. You see, it had been four years since battle city, and the poor girl had never gotten over her brother's defeat at the hands of the man who's dumpster she now hovered protectively near.
Suddenly, two grizzled men in clothing even more ragged than her own appeared from around a corner and ran at her ferociously. Serenity, without hesitating, revealed a long crowbar she had had hidden behind her back and swung at her two rivals until she had finally driven them off.
You see, Serenity was now a street urchin, and had gained the Kaiba dumpster as her own territory almost three years go. The Kaiba lot is renowned for producing the best garbage in the city, and Serenity must struggle constantly against challengers who would try to usurp her claim to it. After these long years as a professional bum, Serenity has transformed herself into a seasoned fighter.
Serenity took one more look around, and when she was certain the coast was clear, disappeared into the large trash receptacle, and a shuffling noise was heard within, and several bits of garbage were thrown.
At the sound of approaching footsteps Serenity's head poked out from the top of the dumpster. At first she clutched at her crowbar, but relaxed as she saw it was none other than Seto Kaiba, bringing out his trash for the morning.
It was true that Seto could easily have servants do this undesirable task, but Seto seemed to have a strange fondness for little Serenity Wheeler, and each morning would find him with a small bag of fresh garbage to walk out to the dumpster.
"Good morning Seto!" Serenity called from the trash bin
"Good morning Serenity, how's the trash today?"
"Oh, its doing alright, I found a sandwich and who would have guessed, but a full bottle of water! What a peculiar rarity, eh?"
"Guess what! I think there are some half-eaten puddings Mokuba was trying to have for breakfast this morning!"
"Oh wow, thank you Seto" Serenity exclaimed as Kaiba placed the plastic glad-bag into the dumpster with Serenity.
'Ah what fine contents the dumpster has this morning. And how lovely a time of day, when the sun's first rays make Serenity's beautiful locks glow like fire, but haven't yet caused the old meat to stink…' Seto thought to himself
A/N: Ok, I'm tired of writing now but I want to post, so hopefully I'll actually finish this (when I do chapters I have a bad habit of not finishing)
Oh, right, and, if anyone cares, this is Flameshadow and not Piperpony.
