Chapter 1: God's Word.

(A/N) DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. This story has religious elements that are taken from Exodus, namely the scene of the burning bush. This was meant solely as a joke. Please don't get too mad at me. Alright, I should explain myself before I start. Me and an one of the YGO:TAS:TFF creators were watching "The Prince of Egypt" a line in the movie, Moses says "God commands you to let my people go" Now the creator that is not me said "I COMMAND you to let my people go" in her BEST Marik voice. So, came to be this story. We don't really thing Marik is god. It just kind of happened. Enjoy the story. Don't get TOO offended. Sorry for this long introduction.

"Moses…" Said God. "I command you to get the frig over here!" Moses turned to look. No one was there. "Down here!" Moses turn to looked in the direction of the voice and found a bush, burning brilliant blue. Moses went down to touch the fire and realized it did not burn him.

"Stop lollygagging around!" God told Moses. He quickly withdrew his hand from the fire.

"I am here" Moses replied to the voice.

"I am your God. My name is Marik."

"My god is a bush on fire?" Moses asked.

"NO! DUMBASS! YOUR GOD IS THE PERSON WHO WILL BE THE GREATEST PHARAOH THAT EVER RULED THE EARTH"

Moses was even more confused. "My people are Hebrew, why is our god Egypt-"

"Don't ask stupid questions! Just shut the *EFF* up and listen for a second. I command it." Said God, in annoyance.

"Yes, My Lord, what is your will?" Moses asked.

"You! Moses Steve! Go back to Egypt and free those slave Steves! Where do they get off working for another master?"

"Lord, my people had no choice." Moses defended.

"Oh, well then. Let's go free those Steves!" God Declared.

"My people are hebr-"

"WHO MADE MAN'S MOUTH? WHO MADE THE DEAF, THE MUTE, THE SEEING, OR THE BLIND? DID NOT I? NOW GET THE *EFF* OUT OF HERE! TELL THAT PHARAOH TO FREE THE STEVES!"

"Yes, My Lord." Moses left, to go tell his wife about this wondrous miracle and left for Egypt.