I do not own Bleach. Tite Kubo owns it.

Ichigo had temporarily lost his powers and Rukia and her squad took Ichigo's place in fighting the Hollows. And that was fine with him. At last, he could get back to his dream, his own dream.

"Ichigo! We can't fight this many odds!" Rukia exclaimed. "Maybe I can't take these odds, but there's only one person that can." Ichigo took off his cloak, revealing his battle armor. "MASTER BLASTER!" He jumped into the battle field and rockets ejected from his shoulders.

"BLASTER ROCKETS!"

The rockets landed upon the enemy infantry, killing them and spreading their innards all over the field. Arm cannons rose from Ichigo's arm braces. "BLASTER BEAM!" The lasers vaporized the enemy calvary to dust.

Ichigo crossed his hands upon his chest and chopped through a tank. "BLASTER CHOP!"

Then he pulled out two rifles and shot down the charging soldiers. "BLASTER SNIPERS!"

Ichigo drew out two cannons from his chest plate. "BLASTER VULCAN!" The shots landed upon the horsemen, killing them instantly.

Then he summoned out a cannon from his mid section and fired. "BLASTER CANNON!" The blast took out half of the army.

Rukia fired off a volley of missiles and bullets, taking care of the aerial assault. Ichigo pulled out a gun and shot down the survivors. "BLASTER GUN!"

Ichigo jumped forward and transformed into a vehicle. "BLASTER WHEEL!" He crashed through the tanks and jeeps.

Then he changed back and used every weapon until the leader was left standing.

"Looks like it's you and me, kid." He glared at Ichigo. Ichigo stared at him with a hard look. "BLASTER SWORD!" He pulled out a sword from his back and pointed at him.

The leader pulled out his blade and they charged at each other and clashed their blades for two hours.

Then the leader raised his sword above him and was about to strike, but Ichigo was faster. He slashed across the leader's gut and sliced him in half. "Never underestimate me, bastard."

"Ichigo!" Rukia ran into his arms and hugged him. Ichigo looked up into the sky and shouted to his heart's content.

"MASTER BLASTER!!"

"MISTER KUROSAKI!" Screamed the teacher angrily.

Ichigo yelped and fell over. The entire class laughed their asses off.

"Mr. Kurosaki, go stand outside the hall right this minute! Master Blaster, Indeed!" The teacher glared at him and pointed to the door.

Ichigo glared back at her and stormed out and sat near the door. "Bitch. You have no idea just who is Master Blaster." He growled to himself.

Ichigo stood up and ran towards the hallway window. "BLASTER JET!" Ichigo flew out into the skies and looked down. He smiled to himself and flew to his house, hoping Rukia would come and they would go off, away from their duties, away from their friends and away from the hassles of life.

The end.

Just kidding! XD