Part 1 of my penguin's history was when Rookie found me as a baby. If you don't play Club Penguin, don't read.
(Rookie was minding his own business when he suddenly tripped over something.)
Rookie: *trips* Oof! What did I trip on? *gets up* gasps* It's a baby! *holds me*
Me: *throws up over Rookie's shoulder*
Rookie: Wait until I show you to the EPF!
(Rookie waddles over to the Everyday Phoning Facility)
Rookie: Hey guys! Guess what I found! It's a baby!
Gary: Where did you find it?
Rookie: I don't know! It was just lying in the ground!
Jet Pack Guy: It's a girl.
Rookie: Let's go ask the Director if we can keep her!
(After the agents asked the Director)
Director: Yes, you can. Gary will the dad, Dot will be the mom, and Jet Pack Guy and Rookie will be the brothers.
Rookie: You hear that guys? I'M A OLDER BROTHER! :D
Gary: Well, what do you know. My first daughter :)
Dot: She's so cute!
Jet Pack Guy: *smiles for the first time*
Rookie: I see you smiling, Jet Pack Guy ;)
Jet Pack Guy: SHUT UP
Director: Be nice, Jet Pack Guy. Just remember a baby is hard work, agents.
(CHECK OUT PART 2 FOR MY LIFE AS A POOKIE!)
