Part 1 of my penguin's history was when Rookie found me as a baby. If you don't play Club Penguin, don't read.

(Rookie was minding his own business when he suddenly tripped over something.)

Rookie: *trips* Oof! What did I trip on? *gets up* gasps* It's a baby! *holds me*

Me: *throws up over Rookie's shoulder*

Rookie: Wait until I show you to the EPF!

(Rookie waddles over to the Everyday Phoning Facility)

Rookie: Hey guys! Guess what I found! It's a baby!

Gary: Where did you find it?

Rookie: I don't know! It was just lying in the ground!

Jet Pack Guy: It's a girl.

Rookie: Let's go ask the Director if we can keep her!

(After the agents asked the Director)

Director: Yes, you can. Gary will the dad, Dot will be the mom, and Jet Pack Guy and Rookie will be the brothers.

Rookie: You hear that guys? I'M A OLDER BROTHER! :D

Gary: Well, what do you know. My first daughter :)

Dot: She's so cute!

Jet Pack Guy: *smiles for the first time*

Rookie: I see you smiling, Jet Pack Guy ;)

Jet Pack Guy: SHUT UP

Director: Be nice, Jet Pack Guy. Just remember a baby is hard work, agents.

(CHECK OUT PART 2 FOR MY LIFE AS A POOKIE!)