A/N So to all my fans, I LOVE YOU GUYS! Well ok most of you are girls. This is my first humor fic and it was inspired by my dear friend Zako talking about the 1960's live action show Batman and Robin. What it is that inspired it well figure it out as you read. So anywho this chapter is mostly to set it up, but it is still somewhat amusing. TTFN
Arrendi
Disclaimer: I don't own them k?
Robin sat quietly waiting for the scream; he knew it would come. Today was April first and he had a surprise for everyone in the tower, but Raven's was going to be the best. The clock ticked nearer and nearer to seven am when he knew Raven would awaken and take her icy shower and use her normal shampoo. Cyborg's systems would turn on and he would go to rub in oil to all his joints, and then check the T Car. Beastboy would awaken and use his many different animal shampoos, and Starfire would awaken to her usual routine. A light blinked indicating that Raven's shower had been operated, and that Cyborg had disconnected from his plug, another told Robin that Beast boy's shower was also operating, and that Starfire had entered her bathroom as well. Robin grinned only a few minutes from now complete hell would break loose.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" came Raven's scream of rage, with it also heralded the breaking of every appliance in the tower.
"EEEEEEKKKKKK! screamed Starfire shattering a mirror.
"MY CAR!!!!!!" cried out Cyborg.
"MY FUR!!!!!!" screamed Beastboy.
Robin still smiled evilly now, but soon the smirk turned into laughter as his four friends appeared in the main room. Cyborg's face was fallen and he was muttering something about his car being without an engine and his joint oil being mixed up with tacky glue. Starfire's hair was in a very large afro and also the color of the bay below them, Beastboy was yellow, and not a dull yellow, and screaming school bus yellow. But Raven, Raven topped them all. From head to toe she was pink. Her hair, her skin, her clothes, her shoes, EVERTHING was pink. Robin could not contain himself any longer his laughter turned into sobs of pain as he clutched his sides rolling on the floor gasping for breath. His leader like qualities always disappeared on April Fools day, it was just something that possessed him.
"DUDE YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!" growled Beastboy.
"Only after I am finished with him BB." said Cyborg now frozen in place.
"No, I am sorry but you may only have Friend Robin when I am finished with the grobnack sinkerswat." said Starfire her eyes glowing a menacing green.
"Just know this Robin." murmured Raven into Robin's ear "My revenge will be sneakier, more unexpected, and more embarrassing then your mind can possibly comprehend."
Robin snickered as he watched his friends depart to try and recover their former colorings and or styles, all except Cyborg he was stuck where he was. Robin collapsed into another fit of laughter upon being asked for help. Abruptly he stopped and turned to the screen behind him. Batman's head was visible and he was looking particularly grumpy.
"You're being immature."
"Yes sir." said Robin a little guiltily. Apparently the suit shrinking from last year at Wayne Manor had yet to dissipate in the strict mans mind.
"I am going to the Justice League station for a while. I don't want any mishaps here understand?"
"Yes sir." Robin said again still restraining the laughter that threatened to consume him so badly. Batman singed off and Robin collapsed into more helpless fits of laughter.
Part Two
Raven gave her hair one final ring with the towel and gave up. She was still slightly pink, and her dark purple hair still looked pink in he right light, but it would have to do. Brooding raven perched herself in her meditations position and began to think of what she could possibly do for revenge. An idea floated idly into her head and bloomed into a brilliant scheme; Robin would pay for what he'd done, Robin would pay most dearly.
