Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this fan fiction. All Characters all belong to Nintendo. Songs and original movie belong to Disney


Author's Notes: So…Hi! This is my very first fan fiction story I've ever done on this account before. I had some ideas in my head for a while, so I decided to start with this one; a Smashers Parody of The AristoCats. Please note that the smashers, with the exception of Wario, will be playing as the pets, while anime characters will be playing humans. Like I said, I'm just starting out, so please don't flame me. Constructive criticisms are welcome, as well as compliments. So here we go!


"Smash Productions Proudly Presents,"


We can hear music in the background before we see pencil sketches of 3 young smashers, soon to be familiar to us, run across the screen as a man starts to sing.

Male Singer: Which pets' address is the finest in Paris?
Which pets possess the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
Naturellement, the Aristosmash!

"The Aristosmashrers"

One of the kids, noticing the mistake in the title comes back, and takes out the misplaced 'r' then pushes the rest of the title back. Now the title said,

"The Aristosmashers"

Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces?
Which pets know best all the gentle social graces?
Which pets live on creme and loving pats?
Naturellement, the Aristosmash!

(Note: Since there are a lot of staffs involved, I'm just choosing some at random)

Color: Naomiki Yanagisawa

Story: MarioLover3752 (Couldn't think of anyone else ;-_-)

Based on a story by Tom McGowan and Tom Rowe

Animation: Yosuke Naito

Production Design: Mami Takata

They show aristocatic bearing when they're seen upon an airing
And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say
Aristosmash are nevver found in alleyways or hanging around
The garbage cans where common smashers play
Oh, no!

Voice Talents:

Charles Martinet as Mario, Luigi, and Wario

Samantha Kelly as Princess Peach

Craig Blair as Pikachu (Again, Couldn't think of anyone else)

Paul Winchell as Olimar (I decided to use the Chinese Cat's original voice actor as Olimar's Voice is too deep)

Antony Del Rio as Pit

Ryō Horikawa as Captain Falcon

Takashi Nagasako as Donkey Kong

(For the smashers playing the kittens, I'm using the original actors who played them)

Dean Clark as Villager

Liz English as Toon Zelda

Gary Dublin as Toon Link

Nancy Kulp as Frou-Frou (Couldn't find anyone to play her)

Kenny James as Bowser

Caety Sagoian as Bowser Jr

Amanda Celine Miller as Princess Zelda

Jerry Jewell as Sheik

Bill Thompson as Talon

Maggie Blue O'Hara as Bulma

Sean Schemmel as Goku

Character Design: Masaya Fukazawa

Effects Design: Ai Hatano

Which pets are known to never show their claws?
Which pets are prone to harly any flaws?
To which pets do the others tip their hats?
Naturellement, the Aristosmash!

The Aristosmashers
Scales and Arpeggios
Mario the Plumber (Bad title, I know ;-_-)

Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Smasher

Music: Kazumi Totaka

Orchestration: Rio Hamaoto

Production Management: Bandai Namco Inc.

Sound: Junichi Funada

Film Editor: Masaru Tsujiyama

Assistant Directors: Hiroshi Satori, Tetsuya Akatsuka

Music Editor: Jesahm

Background: Taku Matsuda, Mami Tsukui

Produced by Yo Onishi, Goro Abe

Directed by Masahiro Sakurai

Aristosmash, ils sont toujours, meme quand ils font un petit tour
Toujours precieux la ou ils vont ils sont fiers d'leur education
Dedaignant les ruelles, ils preferent les bars aux poubelles
Dont se contentent, trop vulgaires les chats d'gouttiere
Ah, poisse!

"Paris 1910"

Quels "Miaou" reprouvent les gros mots?
Quels chats chouchous s'estiment sans defauts?
Et d'vant qui les aut'chats tirent leur chapeau?
Mais naturellement...
Mais naturellement, voyons,
Mais naturellement,
Les Aristosmash!