"Staraptor, I choose you!" Ash Ketchum reached for another Pokeball after pulling back his defeated Pokemon. He was at the Pokemon League...in other words, for all the marbles. He tossed out the Pokeball and the red light formed into...

"I am Iron Man, and am more legendary than any puny Pokemon."

"Hey, you're not Star-"

Iron Man blasted Ash in the face, then flew off into the air.