Chapter 1
Kira: (on the phone with Athrun) so what are you doing today?
Athrun: I don't know, most likely whatever your bossy sister says.
Kira: (laughs) that sucks for you I'm glad I chose lacus, I get to
do whatever I want and she just sings and plays with those colourful
balls you gave... wait that sounds wrong.
Lacus: (picks up other phone) KIRA YAMATO! What are you doing on
the phone; you still have your room to clean.
Kira: awwwe, yes lax.
Athrun: (laughs)
Cagalli: (picks up other phone) ATHRUN ZALA! Get started on dinner.
Athrun: (whines) so early...its still morning.
Cagalli: its 11:58 get started.
Lacus: Cagalli! Athrun cooks.
Cagalli: Lacus! of course
Lacus: lucky I'm stuck with this so-called coordinator that cooks
as good as his promises.
Kira: (whines) Lacus, Athrun, looks like the girls took over again
(hangs up phone)
Athrun: (hangs up phone)
Cagalli: So how's Kira taking the fact that he killed Shinn after
promising him that he would make it out alive.
Lacus: (sighs) I still can't believe he just allowed that to
happened, poor Shinn his mobile suit got sliced up pretty badly, he's
kind of lucky though, the amount of money that cost, I'd kill myself
jus to get away with it.
Cagalli: but wait, aren't you and Kira suppose to pay off the
money?
Lacus: yea, Kira is supposed to pay, I'm rich but it doesn't mean
that every mobile suit Kira destroys, I have to pay.
Cagalli: does he even have enough money?
Lacus: yea last time he took me to Novembrus for an expensive dinner
that cost $2,657...
Cagalli: WOW! Athrun never done that for me, I wonder how he got the
money though?
Lacus: he told me some guy named Zack pays him for something, I
don't really know but It doesn't really-
Cagalli: (interrupts) ZACK! did he mention his last name?
Lacus: yeah I think it's...Zack Agusto, why?
Cagalli: grr... Kira.
Lacus: what's wrong
Cagalli: Zack is my personal accountant.
Lacus: you mean...
Cagalli: yea Kira is using my money.
Lacus: wow it makes sense now...
Cagalli: what?
Lacus: I asked how he makes so much and he just said that it runs in
the family.
Cagalli: that son of a bitch, wait till I get him, (hangs up)
Lacus: that was rude, she didn't even say goodbye (hangs up, about
to walk away but phone rings) Hello?
Cagalli: sorry about that, bye bye Lacus, thanks again (hangs up)
Lacus: (confused)
Kira: Lax I'm done my room can I go on the phone now.
Lacus: ahhmm, Kira, if I was you I would stay away from anything
that deals with Cagalli, including her house, especially her house,
by the way did you finish paying off ZAFT?
Kira: yea I don't know why I have to be the one to pay I told Shinn
to move, and that 87 million hurt my wallet.
Lacus: 87 million!
Kira: I accidentally damaged the Minerva...
Lacus: (sighs) Kira, I think your hurting more than your wallet.
Kira: (scratches head in confusion)
Cagalli's House
Athrun: Baby is you ok?
Cagalli: I'm going to kill Kira
Athrun: (laughs) been there, done that, o yeah a little tip, don't
use mobile suits to make that attempt... he seems superior with them.
Cagalli: (sneers at Athrun) I'm not like you...
Athrun: hey what's that suppose to mean.
Cagalli: I don't loose to someone I know and I'm close to.
Athrun: (pouts) I told you he changed.
Lacus house (notice its only the girls houses...)
Bathroom
Lacus: (walks in on Kira taking a shower)
Kira: (looks at Lacus up and down)
Lacus: wow Kira so much scares.
Kira: mobile suit's seatbelts are over rated.
Lacus: (strips and enters shower)
Kira: wow Lacus for a girl you have a lot of scares.
Lacus: Haro's can be some very violent things.
Kira: (laughs)
Lacus: (punches Kira in the head)
Kira: ouch, woman do you want another scare?
Lacus: (grabs Kira) do you?
Kira: ok ok ok ok sorry sorry!
Lacus: (lets go) thought so (kisses Kira)
Kira: I don't know why you even have an innocent face.
The Park
Kira: we're going to get into so much trouble.
Athrun: calm down Kira we just told them a little white lie, they're
not going to do anything, and if they do how angry can they get.
Kira: I guess so, plus we're too far from them anyway.
Athrun: there you go now your thinking on my level.
Kira: did you bring it?
Athrun: of course (pulls out a box)
Kira: yes!
Random person: Fags
Athrun: is he talking to us?
Kira: for get it let me see the ring.
Athrun: (opens box)
Kira: thanks so much Athrun that's exactly what I wanted.
Random person: (sighs) son of Patrick, who wouldda thought, turning gay.
Athrun: that's it I'm going seed on his ass.
-(Two mobile suits lands in the park)-
Cagalli: ATHRUN ZALA!
Lacus: KIRA YAMATO!
Kira: you got to be kidding
Athrun: hey that sounds kind of like Cagalli and Lacus
Kira: Athrun! Run!
Athrun: I think you should, Cagalli is the one that said that she is
going to kill you
Mobile Suit: (steps behind Athrun and points Vulcan guns at him )
Athrun: Maybe your right Kira (starts to run)
Mobile Suit: (starts to shoot)
Athrun: Cagalli, Baby, your just angry and your wasting bullets AH!
that one grazed me
Cagalli: (grabs Athrun with mobile suit) wait till we get home
(takes off)
Athrun: Baby aren't we transferring plants?
Cagalli: Yeh
Athrun: THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PUT ME INSIDE I CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE!
Cagalli: Hold your breathe
Athrun: Baby that's not funny...
Lacus House
Lacus: you have a lot of explaining to do? I told you to stay away
from Cagalli; you're lucky that she was after Athrun.
Kira: what is wrong with her anyway? What could I have done that's
so bad that she's aiming to kill me
Lacus: (thinks) maybe its good that he doesn't know... Cagalli really
looked like she was really going to kill Athrun and that's her
husband...
Kira: What's for dinner anyway
Haro: I AGREE!
Kira: sticks out tongue too bad you don't eat!
Haro: DAMN IT!
Kira: laughs what a foolish ball
Lacus: KIRA LOOKOUT!
Kira: (gets nailed in the head by the black haro and falls to the
floor)
Lacus: for a coordinator you're real slow
Kira: he snuck up on me
Lacus: he came from the front. He was right in your face!
Kira: he was in my blind spot
Lacus: your eyes was...
Kira: (interrupts) Lacus, its ok that your wrong
Lacus: (looks at Kira angrily)
NEXT DAY
Murrue's House
Kira: Athrun! Your alive
Athrun: I'm surprise too, I found out how long I can hold my
breath, (looks at Kira's swollen eye) what the hell happened to
you?
Kira: Lacus...(thinks) I never thought cutting her off could piss her
off so much
Dearka: (walks in looks at Kira) what the hell happened to your eye
Athrun: Lacus.
Dearka: Why?
Athrun: your too young to understand
Dearka: I'm the same age as you
Kira: but your not married
Dearka: (laughs) that sucks, good thing I don't have to worry about
that. (Whispers to Athrun) I've been avoiding Miriallia's calls.
Miriallia: (walks in looks at Dearka) DEARKA ESLMAN! Why don't you
answer my phone calls?
Athrun: He's avoiding you
Miriallia: WHAT!
Dearka: Athrun. That was low
Miriallia: (slaps Dearka to the ground)
Athrun: now that's low
Kira: Maybe he is old enough to understand after all.
Murrue: (enters room) so I guess that's everyone
Kira: Where is Mu isn't he attending
Murrue: he is... In bed, unable to move right now.
Miriallia: hhhaaa. I see you gave him the women's touch.
Kira: What the!...
Athrun: Kira, for a coordinator your real slow
Kira: (thinks) Where did I hear that before (stops thinking) no I'm
not
Athrun: so why did it take you so long to answer.
Murrue: anyways back to what I was saying
-After Murrue's Speech-
Kira: So we're going out on the ship?
Murrue: Kira, for a coordinator your real slow
Dearka: and that's coming from a natural
Athrun: sometimes I wonder if she really is
Dearka: Athrun, stop wondering about other girls before I tell
Cagalli
Athrun; you do, and I'll knock the seed out of you.
Dearka: wow you sound like Yzak
Athrun: awww he used to be evil to you too
Dearka: no!
Kira: I use to think that he was gay... you know, long gray hair,
last name Joule.
Miriallia: (interrupts) which girl are you guys talking about
Kira: you see!
Dearka and Athrun: shut up Kira!
Kira: what... actually the only time he looked straight is when he
got that scare I gave him
Dearka: If he hears your talking about him like that he'll...
Kira: what... remember you're the scared one
Athrun: (laughs) Joule's bitch
Dearka: Cagalli's bitches
Kira: hey, you have no choice but to be, by the way where is she.
Miriallia: oh Neumann went to get her, they should be back soon
Lacus, Athrun, and Kira: WHAT!
Kira: (jumps into Neumann's seat)
Athrun: (runs out of the bridge)
Murrue: (confused) what the hell is going on, Kira what are you
doing?
Kira: saving myself
Murrue: did I miss something?
Lacus: Athrun is tired of holding his breath and Kira; lets just say
he is tired of sister's love.
Murrue: oh, Kira get away from the controls
Kira: fine (runs out of the bridge)
Murrue: I've never seen Kira like this...
To Be Continued...
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