HI GUYS! I'm sorry...yeah. Well it's a been a while. damn. -_-'
I pulled this from my fugly pile of scraps, and I didn't want to give up on it yet.
Please enjoy, even if you do want to hunt me down. :P

Title: LRJPB - How Should I Describe Your Scent?
Pairing: NejiTenten
Disclaimer: I AM NOT WORTHY. i don't ownz Naruto.


"You should consider wearing less perfume, you might actually have more people talking to you."

"Tch, why are you monitoring me?"

"It's one of my policies, to make sure every associate is in no need of complaints."

"…So can I take the day off?"

"No."

"Blasphemy!"

"Get me lunch, and please be reasonable with my health."

She smirked.

"Okay-dokey whatever you say boss."

She swung into his office and smiled smugly.

"Hi."

"Took you long enough. I presume you have my lunch."

"Of course. Here you go, double cheeseburger and large fries."

He grasped the greasy bag from her hands.

"Good, I was actually craving some."

"B-B-But" she sputtered out, "you said 'please be reasonable with my health'"

She mocked his voice.

"Reverse psychology. And that was very weak imitation of my voice, see it that you will never do it again."

She rolled her eyes and shut the door behind her.

"Weirdo."

"Get back to work Tenten."

"Hey Neji, guess what?"

"What is it now, Tenten?" his voice a bit irritable.

"You're a terrible boss."

He kept his eyes glued to his work, "I'm cutting your paycheck."

"Wha? That is so unfair!"

"Hn."

"Is it because I insulted you…? What I mean to say is you are an impressive, awesome, cool boss leader."

"Tenten, I am not cutting your paycheck because of your silly insults, I am cutting your paycheck because you are wasting time bothering me and not doing any work."

He smirked at her.

She glared.

"Ugh, I fucking hate chu!" she said while walking out.

Neji laughed a bit at her insanity.

Tenten peered at the two sticky notes plastered on her computer.

'Tenten, please remember to contact any business associates and confirm their meeting with me. -Neji'

She rolled her eyes. Did he have to remind her more than necessary?

She swiftly peeled it off to read the second note.

'For the record, your perfume is quite pleasant.'

She blushed.

Then she reached out for her pack of sticky notes…

Scribbling something down very quickly, she dropped her pen and moved into his office.

"Boo!"

The Hyuuga was unfazed.

She proceeded to stick the sticky note to his forehead.

He peeled it off and it read:

'You don't smell half that bad yourself. Love, Tenten.'

He looked at her puzzled.

She gave him a big smile.

"Same time tomorrow, boss?"

"Not a second later."

"Bye Neji, and try to enjoy yourself, gosh you're such a workaholic."

"Hn, see you tomorrow Tenten."


I'm tryin' to get the hang of writing again, I lost mah touch.
I'm pretty sure it didn't even fill up yo appetites. I might add more, but when I say that I fuckingfailatlifeee. :'D
Okay so I'll die for another year...Later gators!

So...anybody ready for SPRINGBREAK? 8D

PLH + Cheezburgers.