A/N: This came from a really random thought one day. And I only get really random thoughts when I'm really bored. And since this story is especially random and stupid and nonsensical, it makes sense to say that I was insanely bored when I wrote this. SO...I know most of the characters can get a bit OOC. Especially Jasper. Sorry. But at least I have a legitimate reason- being bored- to why these characters are so strange.

Disclaimer: Twilight characters are certainly not mine.

WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY GET A BIT OOC. ALSO FILLED WITH PURE FLUFF.

Chapter 1- Plans for the Day

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I yelped as I woke with a start, and as Edward wasn't here this morning to catch me, I immediately proceeded to crash onto the floor.

I scowled, rubbing my nose gingerly as I picked myself up. The phone continued to ring relentlessly, and as much as I wanted to ignore it and go back to sleep, I couldn't. With a sigh, I picked it up.

Before my ear was even at the phone though, a high, excited voice began talking 100 miles per hour. Without a doubt...Alice.

"Bella! I'm glad you finally picked up! How's the nose? I'm sorry, Edward wasn't there to catch you, but he needed to help us with our plans for today! Oh, it's going to be so exciting! What do you say to- "

"Alice," I interrupted groggily. "It's 7:14 AM. Some people are still sleeping at that time. Not everyone can stay up all night like you guys, you know." I yawned, and settled myself back onto my bed.

Alice just laughed, a light silvery sound. "But Bella, if you wake up any later, then we're going to be late!" she replied, sounding innocent...but I saw through the tone of voice right away.

Instantly cautious and awake, I hesitantly asked, "What are we doing today? Where ...are we going now?" I inwardly groaned. The Cullens spent far too much time and money on me. As if I needed all of that! I had functioned perfectly well before I had met any of them, I constantly reminded the "Cullen clan", but heaven knows I certainly wouldn't be able to function well if Edward ever left me.

But I could tell Alice was positively beaming at the other end. "Oh Bella, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise now, would it? And that's the whole point of this! But anyway, Emmett will be over to pick you up soon... in fact, he should be arriving in just a few seconds!"

Just then, as if on cue, the doorbell rang. I sighed. There was something to be said about being psychic and precise vampire timing put together.

"All right, Alice. Thanks for sending me a private chauffeur. I'll see you in about 4 minutes, " I said somewhat sarcastically, rolling my eyes. She laughed, and hung up; I did the same.

As I grabbed a coat from the closet, I wondered where we could possibly be going now. Frowning, I tried to think of different places Edward and Alice could take me, but to no avail. They'd already half-carried a protesting me everywhere at least several times...and in the case of the mall, at least several hundred times. I shuddered just thinking about the mall and being Alice's little mannequin everytime we went. Not to mention the insane amounts of money she'd spend on me everytime we were there.

"Hey Bella," Emmett grinned at me as I slid into the passenger seat of Edward's Volvo. "Had a good morning so far?"

I grimaced. "Well, it was a perfectly nice morning. Until Alice called me," I shook the hair out of my head. "So. Any idea where Alice is taking me?" I asked, trying to be nonchalant. It didn't work. My voice audibly squeaked, and Emmett, what with his super vampire hearing and all, had certainly heard it.

His grin turned sly. "Actually, we're going as a family, not just you and Edward this time, so we can keep an eye on you two." He recklessly skidded around a corner, narrowly avoiding hitting a stop sign.

I blushed at his words, and winced at his actions, as I was thrown every which way inside the car. Then a horrifying thought occured to me. "Wait...this couldn't possibly be a family trip to the mall, could it?" I asked suspiciously, desperately hoping he would say what I wanted him to say.

Laughing, he mischievously replied, "No. Actually, Alice had something different planned. But I assure you," he winked, "you'll have fun."

I gulped. While I was relieved we weren't going on a huge mall excursion with the whole family- thank goodness!- I was still nervous. When he said "fun", did he mean fun for me... or fun for the Cullens? I wasn't sure I wanted to know.

As we neared the Cullen's house- in, sure enough, 4 minutes- I could see Edward, Jasper, and Alice waiting on the porch. As I saw Edward, most of my fears vanished. Surely he wouldn't let Alice do anything bad to me? But as I saw Alice bouncing enthusiastically up and down, my suspicions returned. What could possibly make her that excited? Something bad, Bella. Prepare yourself, my inner voice commanded.

And Jasper was...well, being Jasper. He was standing serenely next to Alice, looking extremely calm compared to her, with an amused expression on his face.

As I climbed out of the car, Edward enveloped me in a big hug. "I missed you already," he whispered against my hair. I just hugged him back; no words were neccessary- he knew I'd missed him too.

We could have just stood there like that for who knows how long, if Jasper hadn't cleared his throat rather loudly and said, "If we don't hurry, we're going to be late. And as much of the rest of us also enjoy hugging, I'm sure there's always time for it later."

My cheeks flamed as I let go of Edward. I certainly didn't want to make them late for whatever they had in mind for the day- even if it was something bad. Edward, however, glared at Jasper, but thankfully, didn't decide to start a fight right then and there.

The five of us trooped inside, where Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie were waiting. Rosalie, upon seeing me, pointedly fixed her gaze elsewhere- on Emmett.

However, Esme was much warmer. "Bella, we're so glad you came. Alice has been talking about this for quite a while now." She looked at the subject of her second sentence, waiting for her to explain where we were all going.

Beaming, Alice proudly announced, "Bella, we're taking you to a magic show!"

A deep silence reigned.

"WAIT a minute," Emmett finally interjected, looking confused. The other Cullens sported similar expressions...except Edward. "You told us we were all going to the local flea market to search for bargains!"

Alice laughed wickedly. "HAHAHA, I lied!" she gleefully cried. "And you all even believed the bunch of baloney!" she cackled, zooming away as Emmett and Jasper raced after her. Esme sighed, shaking her head.

After much yelling and shouting on Carlisle's and Edward's parts for Emmett and Jasper to calm down and stop chasing Alice around the house, they- meaning Emmett and Jasper- finally did. However, they were both quite disgruntled about the fact that Alice had tricked them into believing we were all going to spend the day at a flea market. I wanted to snort with laughter. The flea market! Was there even a flea market in the area? Not that it mattered how far away it was- with the Cullen's ridiculous driving, the trip was guaranteed to be much shorter.

Eventually, the Cullens reassembled, all on the same floor again. Emmett kept shooting baleful looks at Alice, but Jasper seemed to have forgiven her. They were both now in each other's arms on the couch. I rolled my eyes at what Jasper had said earlier about Edward and I hugging.

"So," Carlisle's smooth voice interrupted my thoughts. "Did anyone know about this sudden change of plans?" His voice held rather poorly concealed amusement.

To my surprise, Edward confessed, "Actually, Alice told me the real plan. She wanted to surprise everyone else too, along with Bella." My tension subsided just listening to his deep melodic voice, and I sighed happily. I leaned on Edward's chest, breathing in his wonderful exquisite scent, and he smiled as he stroked my hair.

Jasper's mouth fell open. His darkening eyes darted between Edward and Alice. "You- you- you- knew!" he finally spluttered. He stood up, facing Edward with a challenging glint in his eyes, and I was sure another full-house chase would have started, had Carlisle not stepped firmly inbetween the two brothers.

"Boys. Instead of watching Jasper chase Edward around the house, let's listen to Alice explain her plans for the day," he stated, practical as always.

Alice needed no more invitation than that to start talking.

"Bella, I decided we could go watch that new magic show that's in town today! Although it's not really in town. It's more of in Port Angeles. But a real magician! It'll be so exciting!" Her golden eyes positively shined. "And what's more, I've reserved seats right in the front row!" she finished enthusiastically.

I could only stare at her in shocked silnce. "A magic show?" I repeated with some difficulty.I tried to imagine it...but I couldn't. "Er...Alice, how old will most of the audience be?" I cautiously asked. I certainly didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Emmett noticed my expression and glared at Alice.. "See? She thinks it's too childish! I told you! That stuff is for little kids!" He scowled violently, and Jasper protectively put his arms around her, just in case Emmett decided to charge her.

Alice just scoffed though. "Oh please, Emmett. You're making it sound like you wouldn't enjoy it yourself! When we all know you'd love it! You love all little kid-sy stuff, so there!" She finished smugly, sticking her tongue out at him.

Emmett looked as if he'd just swallowed an especially sour lime.

Rosalie came to her husband's rescue. "You can't be sure of that. How do you know Emmett will love it?" she snapped. Alice stared at her, eyebrows raised, as if the answer were obvious...which, in this case, it rather was. Rosalie realized this, and quickly amended, "Well, your visions don't always come true all the time! Things change!" Then she stormed outside to sulk in the car.

We all sighed, watching as Emmett followed her, hoping to comfort her and calm her down before the show.

Then we all turned back to the black-headed pixie girl in front of us.

"So Alice, when does this show start and end?" Esme asked delicately, before the other vampires could get into a fight.

"Hmmm...," Alice checked her watched. "We've got 30 minutes, since it starts at 8:30. And it ends at 10:30. After that...well, there'll be other plans," she grinned brilliantly, teeth glistening. "But we'd better hurry up if we want to get there in time! We don't want to be late," she reminded us yet again.

I snorted. "There's no chance of that happening if Edward drives."

The Cullens laughed, and Alice brightly chirped, "Then Edward can have the honor of driving!"

I sighed deeply. What had I gotten myself into?

A/N: I know it sucks. Sorry. And I also apologize for all the spelling and grammar mistakes, as well as the short, choppy paragraphs, which all in all, create a horrible, short chapter. :I

I'm currently writing the 2nd chapter, and it will hopefully be up soon (Please read the Notice in my profile for details)! Any suggestions on what I should include or take out...or put in the next chapter? :) Review please!

Thanks- Ara.