Title: A.C. Moo, Ats and Cats….;
Authors: Pengwinn and Hawk
Summary: We're bored…and Pengwinn hasn't worked with LOTR in a really long time…so…uh…yeah. We're wingin' it. XD
Disclaimers: Not mine, yaddah yaddah yaddah, Tolkein is God, yaddah yaddah yaddah, no sue, yaddah yaddah yaddah, just a teenager with no life, yaddah yaddah yaddah, no money, yaddah yaddah yaddah, thanky!
Author's Notes: Hawk::laughs: Pengwinn: Uh…yeah.
"Watch it."
"You
watch it."
"Watch it!"
"You watch it!"
"Honestly,
you BOTH watch it!"
"Whoa, that's um…watch it!"
"Hey! You stay out of this!"
"No, I mean watch it!"
"Wha-OH MY GOD!"
CRASH
"What the hell was that?" Elrond asked, leaning in his kitchen doorway, looking at his three daughters, Andrea, and Aragorn.
"What was what, Daddy?" Liahmae asked innocently. She smiled, standing in front of the broken dishes.
"Is that my best china, on the floor?" Elrond asked angrily.
"What?
This? Oh…this was here when we got her." Liorana explained,
smiling. "Right Arwen?"
"Of course it was." She said,
smiling as well. Andrea tried to sneak out the back, but Elrond
pointed a finger at her, and that froze her well enough.
"Where
are you going?"
"Um…home?"
"Why so suddenly? Didn't
you just arrive here last MONTH?" He exclaimed. Andrea laughed
nervously. "What's that?" He asked, pointing the immense amount
of crap all over his walls.
"Cake batter." Liorana said, laughing. "Y'see, Dad…me and Andrea and Arwen and Liahmae…"
"And Aragorn." Arwen noted, seeing the ranger trying to sneak away as well.
"We were…um…making a cake…for…uh…your…"
"Birthday." Arwen supplied.
"Which is in a month." Elrond noted.
"But we wanted the cake to be good, so we were making it a month early." Liora Anne said, laughing.
"Is
that so?"
"Um…yep. That's so." Andrea said, smiling.
"Well, clean up after yourselves, break no more of my china, and WATCH IT!" He shouted, leaving the room.
The girls glared at Aragorn. "You were supposed to be watching for him!" Liora Anne exclaimed.
"Where are you fancy smancy ranger abilities now, you big lummox?" Liorana shouted.
"You stupid brute! Even I could've done a better job at that!" Andrea exclaimed.
"And then you tried to run away like a pansy!" Arwen hissed. Aragorn laughed nervously. The girls glared, and walked out of the kitchen.
"Hey! Where are you going? Who's gonna clean this up-" He looked at the kitchen, and noted he was the only one left in it. "Damn them. Damn them to hell."
