Summary- Wally travels to the Sky Pillar to catch a legendary pokemon. When Jirachi finds out, it threatens to disfugure the whole world and transform them. It's already started on Wally, and it's spreading a black plaugue to spread the hybrid fever. Something is wrong...
Disclaimer- I dunno half the time why people put this, but I still don't so here it is- I DO NOT OWN POKEMON, GENIUS! I WILL NOT EVER OWN POKEMON! I do own all the characters, however, except Wally.
Chapter One- A Legend of Three
Wally was a spoiled little boy. Though he wanted a first Pokemon, he actually demanded a random trainer named May to do it for him. Then he wanted a Pokenav from his dad, which are expensive. The Pokenavs, not fathers. And to top it all off nicely, he recently tried to catch a Legendary Pokemon and put the whole world through a problem that would change their lives forever more.
So it was the Sky Pillar that nasty little runt wanted to reach. He lived in Veranturf, so traveling a long way made it easy to reach Pacificlog. All the time there he boasted "I'm the greatest trainer there ever was! I'll prove it to all you snobs! Ha!" If he didn't boast with his eyes closed he might have seen the arsenal of mirrors in the crowd.
He reached the top in no time with his Mach Bike, which he used to get over cracked floors. Fortunatly, he fell, but not by much. Still, it broke his leg which gave him plenty trouble later.
Finally at the top floor. Wally saw several bits of ruin fallen, but after commanding his Gardevoir in his nasally voice, the rocks flew out of the way. Gardevoir had actually intended on making them land on the trainer if it still hadn't felt the stomach pain from last time it tried.
Wally sniffed the air at the top, allowing all those nice, crunchy boogies to drift into his nose. He spotted nothing, except a distant star, and a few Claydol. He sneered. Nobody to watch him triumph. Just the way he liked it.
Master Ball at the ready, Wally threw it with great strength. Rayquaza sensed it and pleasently moved out of the way, hopefully letting it hit a Claydol instead, but no luck. For Wally, at least.
The moment Rayquaza was caught, the star drifted closer and closer. Soon it turned out to be a creature, one with a start shaped head. On the points of the starts were blue tags, wishtags, it called them. And it was holding a knife.
Rayquaza burst out of it's ball quickly, roaring a mighty yell of pain. The creature, Jirachi, listened.
"It says to sock yourself in the head and release it, you jerk."
"I will not," Wally protested. "I caught Rayquaza, and I'll catch you too!" He withdrew another Master Ball (cheapo.)
Jirachi smiled cooly and was incased in a green bubble. The ball ricocheted off a rock and slammed into Claydol. "You do not understand, foolish child," it said. "We, as Pokemon, decided that Legendary Pokemon can not be captured. We are too powerful to be controlled by silly human tactics."
"I don't care," Wally growled. "I want my Rayquaza."
Jirachi's voice grew cold. "Listen, kid. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the sharp way." It clenched knife in it's hand tight.
"How about my way? I can keep Rayquaza, and you can go dunk your head in pickle juice."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" roared Jirachi. "WE ARE MORE THAN FIGHTING TOOLS! WE WILL NO LONGER BE CONTROLLED BY YOUR SILLY HUMAN DEMANDS!"
"Finally..." muttered Gardevoir, relived.
"I will not take this much longer! I'll tell you one final time, release that Pokemon!" screamed Jirachi, growing so mad that a Rage attack would be considered an instant KO move.
"Never!" fought back Wally, and he began to change.
His skin grew scaly, and he shrank rapidly. In a few seconds, a pair of running shoes were twisted into fins. His hair onto his back and grew into a green crown. Within a minute Wally had become...
"A Magikarp. It suits you best." said Jirachi. "Rayquaza, do you agree that Pokemon are much too overwhelmed by humans?"
The dragon spoke in roars, but Wally, now a Magikarp, could decipher his speaking perfectly. "I don't know," spoke Rayquaza. "We should consult the other legandaries, no?"
Jirachi nodded. "We must hurry. Those horrid creatures may already have caught Latias!"
The two skidded off, and left Wally with a Doom Desire attack, which sent him weakly into the sea.
