Author's Note: HI! This is a really silly story. I had to draw my state (Tennessee) really quickly and roughly in geography class, and what I did looked like a teacup. I wrote this during math when I was hyper, so beware.
Ron looked at the picture of the state of Tennessee in Hermione's muggle studies book and thought; it looks like a teapot, no wait, a teacup. I have to show Harry. He can defeat Voldie with it.
"Harry, look at this," Ron said shoving the book under his best friend's nose. "It looks like a teacup. Do you think you can use it to defeat Voldemort?"
"You know what, that just might work. It's so stupid it could work! I can defeat the dark lord with a picture of Tennessee!" Harry said triumphantly.
Two weeks Later...
"Voldie, I have come to defeat you once and for all!" Harry yelled at the greatest feared wizard of all time.
"How are you going to kill me, Potter? You are nothing but a weakling," Voldie spat. "I bet you sleep with a teddy bear."
"I do not sleep with a teddy bear! I sleep with a stuffed monkey named Beverley," Harry said indignantly.
"Oh. My apologies for saying you slept with a teddy bear. But you're still a weakling."
"I may be a weakling, but this will kill you," he yelled pulling the book out from behind his back with the page open to the picture of Tennessee.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldie yelled in agony as he fell to his knees. "Anything but that!!! Please anything but that!!!!!!!!"
His skin started to come off in layers revealing his skeleton and internal organs.
"Wicked," Harry whispered. He pulled out a camera out of his pocket and took a picture.
Voldie's eyed rolled out of his head and stopped at Harry's feet. Harry bent over and picked it up. "Wicked," he said again. He pocketed the eye ball planning on showing it to Ron later.
Harry looked at the remains of the greatest feared dark wizard; a mass of eternal organs. He would never bother anyone ever again.
