"Like oh my gosh, you will like never ever like totally figure out what I like just like discovered!" Poland exclaimed excitedly into the phone, while Lithuania listened eagerly.
"I like discovered the solar system. Isn't that like so like totally awesome?"
"Yes Poland, it is. But, what is the solar system?"
"Well…" Poland brushed his hair, "I don't know. I just know I like totally discovered it!"
"That's incredible."
"I'm like the smartest nation ever."
"But no one will believe you until you can explain what it is."
"Oh, like whatever. I discovered it before anyone else did."
"Doesn't solar mean sun?" Lithuania asked, "Because maybe it's something about the sun."
"Oh yeah, now I like totally remember. I used my smarticleness to discover the earth like revolves like around the like sun."
"Ah, as opposed to the sun revolves around the earth? That's brilliant."
"I know right?"
"Well Poland, I'm proud to be your friend."
"Yeah, you like totally should be."
"What lead you to figure it out?" Lithuania asked in awe.
"You know, I like gotta pee, so like I'll call you back later." Poland sighed, slamming the phone shut and running for the facilities.
History Lessons with Professor Prussia and Abigaily:
Professor Prussia has come to tell us about a man who is almost as awesome as himself:
Nicolas Copernicus, (pronounced koh PUR nuh kuhs) was some random Polish guy who lived from 1473, to 1543. Unlike me, I live forever. 'cause I'm awesome. Anyway, everyone loves him because he developed the theory that the Earth is a moving planet. But I developed the theory of awesome. What's so great about Earth? He claimed that Earth and the other planets revolve around the sun, which he considered motionless. No way, no way, man. So impressive. But astronomers now know that the sun is just one of many stars orbiting the center of our galaxy. However, Copernicus's ideas about the roles of the sun and planets were essentially correct. He is considered the founder of modern astronomy. But I'm the modern founder of awesomeness.
Abigaily would like to inform you on the LithuanianxPoland friendship:
Lithuania united into a single nation in the late 1100's. From the late 1300's until the 1700's, Lithuania was united with Poland. Russia ruled the country from the late 1700's until 1918, when Lithuania declared independence. In 1940, the Russia occupied Lithuania and forced it to become one with the other 15 nations Russia had. Lithuania regained independence in 1991, when the Soviets crumbled into little bitty pieces.
"Hey wait a second… WTF, aru? Were there even phones way back then?"
No China, I'm asking the reader to use their imagination.
"What if they don't have use it?"
They are sad depressed souls that don't believe in fun. Please use you're imagination, not just on this story, but in all of my stories if the time period is incorrect, the characters seem a bit out of place, or China's a chick. Because she is. Right China?
"Right Abigaily."
That's a good little nation.
"Can I have a cookie?"
No, Prussia ate them all when he was writing the history lesson.
"I will eat his soul."
"England? Where did you come from?"
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!"
Oh my.
A/N:
I'm redoing the way I write my stories. First of all, I'm writing Author Notes, like the one above, to explain things. My writing will be in bold, characters will be in normal text, but conversation things will be normal text too though, and creepy random information things that I have no idea why they are in there for will be italicized and underlined…Like this: My name is Bob. I go to school. I'm really cool.
So anyways, thanks for reading.
I want to do more stories like this. It was fun to write! :D
