Charlotte: Hellllllllllo! Charlotte AND Rashka wrote this! Together! Cause we get along sometimes! Note the sometimes. Anyways... disclaimer time!

Rashka: CHARLOTTE DOES NOT OWN VOCALOID!But I do... :)

Charlotte: You don't own Vocaloid, weirdo.

Rashka: Just get on with the story baka.

Disclaimer: I can't read. Or spell. I don't own Vocaloid Happy Birthday COOKIES.


"HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead." A female voice repeated irritatingly. Len decided to get up off his lazy butt and figure out where the noise that had awoken him was coming from. He walked out into the hallway and looked around. Len continued forward towards 96neko's room once he decided the annoying 'HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead' was coming from her room. The door was closed, as usual. Len opened the door and walked in without knocking, because he's rude like that, and also forgot 96neko was a girl. What he noticed first were the many pictures of himself plastering the walls. Then he noticed the stereo blasting the HeadOn commercial on a loop. 96neko had her back to him and when she turned around, she squeaked, very uncharacteristically, in a startled way.

"W-what are you doing in my room, Len-kun?" she stammered.

"Turn off that horrible noise right now!" He shouted as a response, pointing violently at the stereo, not actually answering her question.

"But I need to irritate Kaito! He said I looked like a guy and should dress more like a girl and I need to get back at him!" 96neko explained. Len surveyed the walls again, "Why are there so many posters of me on your wall?"

96neko's face flushed a very deep red,"N-no reason! Get out of my room!" 96neko yelled at him, throwing a pillow. Len dodged it and ran out of her room, before realizing he hadn't turned off the stereo. He was too scared to return to the fangirl's room. He ran to Miku's room.

"Miku-tan! Go turn off Kuro-kun's stereo!" Len requested of Miku.

"Why would I do that? It's such pretty music!" Miku inquired.

"Are you even listening? It's a commercial!" he growled. Miku raised an eyebrow.

"What on earth are you talking about?" Miku asked, looking very confused. Len sighed, "Whatever, you're of no help." He ran off to find someone else to help him. He ran to his own room where Rin was sitting at the desk playing on the computer.

"Rinrin! Turn off Kuro-kun's stereo for me!" Len begged.

"But the music is so lovely!" Rin protested. Len gaped at her.

"Not you too, please, not you too!"

"Just listen, Len. HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead."

Len screamed in fear. He ran to Kaito's room as a last effort.

"KAITO!"

"Shh! You're interrupting the music Len."

Len started crying. As he was crying he suddenly realized something.

"The music… it is pretty… HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead." He murmured. He looked up at Kaito, who nodded approvingly. All the former Vocaloids- now HeadOn zombies- walked down the stairs together, Len leading them. Together they musically chanted, "HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead." They left the house to turn the whole world into HeadOn zombies like themselves.


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Kaito: I. HATE. HEAD ON.