At a table sat Sesshomaru, Kai, Ikuto, Izaya, Hijikata, and Black Jack. "Oi. Does anyone know why we are here?" Hijikata-san asked. "I guess not…" Hijikata- san said quietly. I (as myself) walk into the room. "You are here because I am here to decide which one of you is the HoTTest. You all happen to be on my HoTT list which is different for a hot/HOT/ or Hott list. So I am going to integrate you guy one by one." I explained.

3:45 pm Black Jack

Me: So how do you think you got on the HoTT list?

BJ: I really don't know. From the Bio you gave us of yourself you haven't even finished Black Jack 21 and you hate looking at organ and blood.

Me: Yep!

BJ: So why watch?

Me: Well I guess it's because I want to learn how a sergon like you could do all those things that you have done.

BJ: Oh really. That was a good talk.

Me: Yep. Could you send Hijikata- san in?

BJ: Wait do I get a nickname?

Me: you already have one!

BJ: what is it?

Me: Jacky!

BJ: ok… PS I'm like 20+ I'm too old for you!

4:15 pm Hijikata(san)

H: Oi! What's with the bright lights!

Me: so Hijikata why do you think you got on the HoTT list?

H: Tch! I don't really know or care!

Me: do you have you mayo with you?

H: yeah why?

Me: ok that all I needed to know. Can you send Izaya in?

H: sure… do I get I nickname.

Me: umm… Toshi

H: Tch… you do know I'm 20+ so I'm too old for you!

4:30 pm Izaya

Me: so Izaya why do you think you got on the HoTT list

Iz: because I love humans

Me: no… it's because you are weird

Iz: umm thanks

Me: I love how you stepped on that girl's phone in that episode.

Iz: thank, but what was really funny was when I jumped on that girl's 2nd boyfriend

Me: no way! It was so much funnier when you shaved her 1st boyfriends head!

Iz: good times!

Me: send Ikuto in please.

Iz: I am forever 21 you know that right (he is really 23!)

4:45 pm Ikuto

Iku: why am I on you HoTT List?

Me: because I love those cat ears and tail, you awesome voice, personality, and violin.

Iku: that's all I need. I'll be leaving now.

Me: ok

Iku: are you even in your teens yet?

5:50 pm Kai

Me: Ok Kai

Kai: honestly you are not the first girl who forced me into an integration room at answer question so let's just get this over with.

Me: I cried every time you lost Dranzer!

Me: I loved that time you were like "well that was good attack" it was so Kawaii!

Me: and that time you were fighting King and Queen

Kai: I'm leaving…

Me: hmm… ok bye

Kai: I'm like 15 you know that right

6:00 pm Sesshomaru

Me: you are the first anime guy and character I ever cried for.

Sesshomaru: …..

Me: it's ok I know you're not a talker.

Me: ok bye

Sesshomaru: I'm 500+

After looking deep inside myself only Sesshomaru has really captured my heart, Kai is my boyfriend, Ikuto was my first anime love, Izaya is funny, Hijikata is weird, and Black Jack is different. So I chose all of you! Bye!

ALL: YOU DO REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL TOO OLD FOR YOU!

How's that for a one shoot! Was it good? If so comment!