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"Sirius."

"Yeah Remmie?"

"You have gravy down your front…"

"It seems I do."

"So…?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Aren't you going to clean it up?"

"Aren't you?"

"Why would I clean it up?"

"You know you want to lick me Remmie."

"…"

"You do want to lick me, don't you?"

"…"

"Remmie? Moony? Remus? Come on! Are you dead? Snap out of it!"

"Yes."

"Yes?"

"Of course I want to lick you."

"Oh."

"Is there a problem with that?"

"Not really. But we're in the middle of The Great Hall and James is looking at us as if we're crazy."

"You know we're crazy, right?"

"Crazy for you…"

"I'm crazy for you too."

"So, how 'bout we go to the dorms and you can lick me?"

"That's the best idea you've had all day."


So yeah. This was my first ever fanfic.

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