The Golden Phallus Of Osiris
By:Lynn Osburn
(DISCAMER: Yes this is an actual myth. Though I have changed a few part of it here and there to go with the story plot I have in mind. Please remember that EVERY myth is changed in it's telling as time goes by. That's part of the tradition of myths. Yes this is another one of my horrible hentai skits. It's the way I was born. Aladdin and Co. are property of Disney. Nut, Geb, Osiris, Isis,Set, and Horus are all actual Egyptian Gods. Look them up At your local library. 10 points if you can actually find this myth in a book. 20 points if you can find the one where Ra pleasures himself and from his seed bursts forth mankind.)
Long ago, in the land of Egypt, when the children of Nut and Geb had grown into adults, there was a great battle between Osiris, God of the Dead, and Set God of Chaos and Disorder. The battle raged on for many eons, until the two brothers had ripped apart the cosmos with their tiff.
Until one day, Set saw Osiris sleeping upon the banks of what was to be called the Nile. Smiling with malicious glee, Set, crept up upon his brother with a scythe blade and cut his body into a thousand pieces, spreading them across this world.
But Osiris's devoted sister Isis wept for him and searched the globe until she tracked down and captured each piece, putting them back together as a child would a puzzle. It was not until she came to his groin that she realized his most important part, that phallus, was missing. It had been eaten by a fish upon falling in the ocean.
Isis knew she could not resurrect her brother until his masculinity returned. And so, she fashioned a new penis from the purest of gold, and to add to its potency, wrote this inscription on the underside.
"May this phallus be blessed among all."
And with this simple spell, the phallus became a working part of Osiris, and the God rose up making love to his sister Isis and impregnating her with the God Horus, who would become known both as the Innocent Babe and The Relentless Warrior.
Horus rose up against his Uncle Set and drove him from the rich banks of the Nile and into the desert where none may dwell. But Set was no yet defeated, for in the Grand Scheme of things, both Chaos and Order must exist for perfect balance.
When Set discovered the reason why he had a nephew, he was enraged. His brother should not have been able to procreate. To get revenge, Set discovered the spell used to give Osiris his masculinity back and created a new phallus exactly like the old one. On it he put a new inscription.
"May this phallus conquer all it is pressed to."
This made the phallus a twisted creation. For those it was made from a gold as pure as the original, it was created to abuse the power and pleasure of sex.
This time it was Isis who rose to defeat him. She once again banished Set to his desert dwelling, blocking forever his abilities to father a child as punishment. Which is why his wife Neyphtes never conceived.
But when she searched his home to find the new phallus, it had vanished without a trace.
Some say that the phallus still waits out there, longing to be discovered and used for its evil purpose.
By:Lynn Osburn
(DISCAMER: Yes this is an actual myth. Though I have changed a few part of it here and there to go with the story plot I have in mind. Please remember that EVERY myth is changed in it's telling as time goes by. That's part of the tradition of myths. Yes this is another one of my horrible hentai skits. It's the way I was born. Aladdin and Co. are property of Disney. Nut, Geb, Osiris, Isis,Set, and Horus are all actual Egyptian Gods. Look them up At your local library. 10 points if you can actually find this myth in a book. 20 points if you can find the one where Ra pleasures himself and from his seed bursts forth mankind.)
Long ago, in the land of Egypt, when the children of Nut and Geb had grown into adults, there was a great battle between Osiris, God of the Dead, and Set God of Chaos and Disorder. The battle raged on for many eons, until the two brothers had ripped apart the cosmos with their tiff.
Until one day, Set saw Osiris sleeping upon the banks of what was to be called the Nile. Smiling with malicious glee, Set, crept up upon his brother with a scythe blade and cut his body into a thousand pieces, spreading them across this world.
But Osiris's devoted sister Isis wept for him and searched the globe until she tracked down and captured each piece, putting them back together as a child would a puzzle. It was not until she came to his groin that she realized his most important part, that phallus, was missing. It had been eaten by a fish upon falling in the ocean.
Isis knew she could not resurrect her brother until his masculinity returned. And so, she fashioned a new penis from the purest of gold, and to add to its potency, wrote this inscription on the underside.
"May this phallus be blessed among all."
And with this simple spell, the phallus became a working part of Osiris, and the God rose up making love to his sister Isis and impregnating her with the God Horus, who would become known both as the Innocent Babe and The Relentless Warrior.
Horus rose up against his Uncle Set and drove him from the rich banks of the Nile and into the desert where none may dwell. But Set was no yet defeated, for in the Grand Scheme of things, both Chaos and Order must exist for perfect balance.
When Set discovered the reason why he had a nephew, he was enraged. His brother should not have been able to procreate. To get revenge, Set discovered the spell used to give Osiris his masculinity back and created a new phallus exactly like the old one. On it he put a new inscription.
"May this phallus conquer all it is pressed to."
This made the phallus a twisted creation. For those it was made from a gold as pure as the original, it was created to abuse the power and pleasure of sex.
This time it was Isis who rose to defeat him. She once again banished Set to his desert dwelling, blocking forever his abilities to father a child as punishment. Which is why his wife Neyphtes never conceived.
But when she searched his home to find the new phallus, it had vanished without a trace.
Some say that the phallus still waits out there, longing to be discovered and used for its evil purpose.
