Welcome To My Clearly Messed Up Life

T- for blood and suggestive themes...and language

Moon: Gather 'round! *Whips out a book* "There were two clans, Umbreons and Espeons. The Umbreons were dark, rarely seen and battle trained. They were vampires, feeding off of small unworthy Pokemon. The Espeons were... fighting Pokemon hippies, all about peace and crap. Moon, a female Eevee, and Sun, a male Eevee loved each other, yet fought.. a lot. It was pretty annoying. But, when they evolved, things got out of hand. Being the Moonlight Pokemon, Moon was only up at night, the complete opposite of her.. lover. Basically, the grand Umbreon came to Moon, Grand Espeon to Sun. They dedicated themselves to their beliefs, and soon became the sun... and moon." She gulps down some sake. "Te happy dumb hippie END!" ( Yes, she slurred 'the')

Me: … Put the sake down, no more drinking! You.. You ruined the story! It was supposed to be serious and way longer!

Moon: …..I'm SO sorry, man, but I don't like the story... 'night...* Passes out on me*

Me: *Sigh*... I don't own Vampire Knight Or Pokemon! I just own all of the oc Pokemon and Moon! Characters are very, or extremely, ooc(Out Of Character) I wrote this at like, 2:30 a.m, excuse the cheesy parts. On with the story!
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Intro thingy (Read Welcome to my clearly messed up life intro(One shot), this intro is set before the portal is opened.)

Takuma walked into his room, wearing his normal smile, and noticed an Eevee picture on his bed. Shiki, Takuma's room mate and good friend walked in, followed by another one of his friends, Rima. The two worked as models. "Why is there a picture on my bed?" asked Takuma, and cocked his head to the side. "How should I know?" Shiki said, chewing on a pocky stick. Suddenly, a bright white liquid in a glass bottle came flying through the window, shattering not only the window, but also the bottle exploded, the strange liquid splattered, somehow missing only Shiki and Rima. Takuma blinked, a slight burning sensation was coming from where the liquid hit him on the face. "Aahh!My face!It.. it burns! Shiki!Help..me..." Takuma was screaming, running around the room until he tripped and fell. Shiki just blinked, and went to get a towel. Rima was left with a messy, white splattered room, and Takuma rolling around on the floor. Akatsuki walked by, saw the (If you understand white liquids..you'll understand) white splattered room, Takuma rolling around, and Rima, just standing there. "Um..er..ah...I'll leave you two to it, then" Akatski quickly walked away, a blush on his face. Takuma stood up, steam coming from his face, blood dripped down from where he had the liquid on his face. As Shiki came back, Takuma's blood was all over the picture of Eevee, as well as Rima's...some how... Suddenly, as Shiki walked towards Takuma, he realized a piece of glass was in his skin, so he just tore it out, causing blood to leak out, and the piece of glass landed on the picture, causing a reaction to the trio's mixed blood. A portal thing that was white opened, and sucked them in.

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This is the first chapter! 1~ Welcome, to my clearly messed up life.

Takuma woke up to two Pokemon- Eevees(?). One was orange/blond and had ocean blue eyes, while the other- a red furred, with blue eyes, poking his side. Wait... Their voices... Rima and Shiki! Takuma stood up, but fell down. He looked at himself, realizing he was Eevee, too! He had blond fur, and his normal emerald eyes. Takuma looked up to the setting sun, and blinked. He stood back up, wobbling at first, but soon got the hang of it. A slight groan was heard by the trio of vampires, and turned to the west, a forest lay there, and small footsteps were heard. A black cat-like figure with dark red and emotionless eyes, a stripe on each ear and tail, and yellow circles, one on each base of it's legs, and one on it's forehead walked towards them, a glare forming in it's gaze. The Pokemon glanced between the Eevees, and sat down. "Alright, so let me get this straight. A strange white portal opens, I go flying into a tree, and then three weird colored Eevees show up?" The Pokemon looked at Rima, then Shiki, and the Takuma, addressing them. By the creature's voice, it was a female. Takuma slowly formed words in his mind, careful to what he revealed.

"Well, we three... uh... we don't know where we are..." Takuma said, watching the female for any expressions. None. The female rolled it's eyes, and sighed.

"Well, around these parts, trainers, breeders, youngsters, and researchers don't normally come here, so it's human free," The Pokemon paused, letting the three understand what she had said.

"...Dark, Fire, Water, Electric, Grass and some Normal types dwell here, due to the caves, mountains, few forests and other resources, making surviving pretty hard for little Pokemon like yourselves. I'm an Umbreon, the dark evolution to an Eevee." The Umbreon paused, and Takuma huddled around the two models, and explained.

"We got warped into the Pokeverse!" Takuma excitedly said, causing the other two to sweat-drop.

"What?" Shiki simply said, raising an eyebrow(If he had one).

"Pokemon! An amazing game/manga/anime(Show or cartoon)!" Takuma almost squealed, but thankfully didn't. Takuma explaind Pokemon and all that, while the Umbreon just sat there, licking a paw and drawing it over her ear. The three returned their attention to the Moonlight Pokemon, who glared at them. She rose, and circled them.

"You three don't smell like anything I've smelt before... well, other then that one time... I think." Takuma drew in a quick breath, and sighed.

"Well, we're not you know..." He trailed off, as a black paw touched his shoulder.

"Come on, just follow me. If you want a home, that is. Tell me about what you three are on the way, but first... about the place I work and live..." The Umbreon paused and looked around, leading the vampires into the forest.

"My name is Moon, and as you can tell, I'm an Umbreon. My family died when I was a kit, and I evolved extremely early because of it. Which is extremely dangerous, and can cause... damage. My 'boss', Blood-Fang, a Charzard, took me in and raised me. But he left me in the care of two Arcanines, and their litter of pups. As an Umbreon, a size of an Eevee, it was weird dealing with Growlithes, and not Fang. But, about three months later, Fang returned and brought me to a hidden cave- and formed an... organization. " Moon allowed the information to sink in before continuing.

Rima piped up, and asked "So, your family dies, and…..this Blood-Fang just happened to find you?" she glanced at Shiki and Takuma, seeing if they got her point.

Moon ignored her question. "This organization is called Shadowfire, we... kill Pokemon.

I'm an Assassin, the leader of the Assassin unit, to be precise." Takuma was speechless, his mouth hanging open, while the two models were wide-eyed and blinking repeatedly.

"You kill Pokemon?" was all Takuma could muster. Moon glanced back at him, her dark blood red eyes felt like they were boring themselves into his soul, making him feel somewhat insecure.

"Yes, but ones who deserve it. Like uh.. a bandit, or Pokemon going to join a gang... stuff like that." Moon explained, trying to help the 'youngsters' not freak out.

"Oh... how do you, you know.. kill them?" Shiki asked, breaking the awkward silence.

Moon just smirked, an ear twitching.

"You'll see in a minute... one of my targets is over there, in that cave." the vampires exchanged looks before turning around to find a large Pokemon- a Hitmonlee extending it's leg fast, to injure the three. In the blink of an eye, Moon leaped at it, a black katana sheath in her left paw, and used Psychic to throw the fighting type into a tree. In one motion, Moon took out a black katana, and sliced the legs and arms of the Pokemon- making blood pour out of the deep gashes. With her katana re-sheathed, she sank her almost vampire like fangs into the Hitmonlee's neck, drinking it's life force away. She stepped away, cleaning the blood from her face. She starred at the three before getting back on all fours, and motioned to the body.

"Drink, vampires." She ordered.

Takuma and the models starred at her, thinking the same thing- How did she know?

Almost reading their minds, Moon replied. "Your scent. You smell like humans, but like.. blood also."

Insert Blood Drinking Here (Imagine it yourselves)

With their bloodlust out of the way, they continued their journey.

"See that cliff? We have to jump. I'll use Psychic to let us land safely, though"

With that, Moon tossed the three over the edge, and dived down with them. She used Psychic and threw them all onto a large ledge, and pointed with her muzzle to a small boulder, which went inside of the cliff. She walked over to it, and the moon Rose into the sky, and the three watched as the stripes and circles on the Umbreons body glowed. She let her bloodstained claws rake over the boulder, and suddenly a rectangular peek hole that allowed you to see the others eyes and head clearly opened, amber eyes meeting blood red. "Whats the code?" Moon closed her eyes and spoke softly, the three vampires had to strain their ears to hear.

"The Blood Oath"

The Amber eyes narrowed.

'Go on, say it, I'm new!" (A/N- Cult in this means section- Assassins, Hunters, Fetchers and now Shadows)

"Blood is only shed if blood is at stake. Verse 1, paragraph 1, by the L-B cult." Moon sounded as if she were reading the 'book' that held the oath in front of her. The eyes closed and a cheerful voice echoed through the 'door of rock'

"Ah! Good job! The whole 'new' thing is a new procedure, from the new cult, the-"

Moon cut the voice of by finishing the sentence.

"The Shadows? I know. They come up with rules and make sure Pokemon do the jobs they should be doing." The blue and cream face with amber eyes looked shocked.

"We just figured out Sunset! That means your a..." the door opened, and a Quilava bowed to Moon.

"Your a cult leader!"

"Yes, L-B leader and leader of the assassins- or the L-A" (Another A/N- L-B means Leader of Blood Cult- The blood cult is the cult that are the most trusted and skilled members of Shadowfire, who get difficult missions, and L-A means Leader of Assassins, L-H Leader of Hunters, L-F and L-S are obvious.. No flames due to confusions, please)

The Quilava gasped and dragged the four inside and closed the door. "Blood-Fang wants to see you, and probably talk to these... little things." Moon walked away, beckoning the three to follow. The cave looked like a giant open cave, about 24 feet wide, with a single opening, not counting the rock door. Lave flowed through the ground, but was covered with see through rock, so light came in. Pokemon rushed around, cleaning blood off of them and leaving. Takuma realized moon had led them through the entrance, and into a hallway like thing. 'This sure is a big cave' Takuma thought. The hallway led to a larger hallway, full of Pokemon, turned left, and entered a steel open space, 36 feet wide. This time, there were six entrances, and Moon explained. "The four entrances that have steel doors are for the cults, you three will have your cult assigned by Fang. The three you can join are the Assassins, Hunters or fetchers, or you can work as a guard, guarding our territory, from the Blood-Bolts, a gang that kill for no reason." She explained the BB, and each cult, like how you get in.

"The Assassin cult is the hardest cult, due to the skill you need, sneak, speed, and swiftness. You need to kill quick and silently, and clean up, Hunters are easy, you need good speed, endurance and power, to chase after the target. The Fetchers gather missions, they go to the document center and ask for 'a dark flame', which you'll go to a special room for." The trio nodded, and realized they were in a large, 12 foot wide section of the 'cave'.

"See those four doors? Those are leaders quarters, where we sleep. You three can sleep in with me, I have the biggest because I'm... the leader of two things, The assassins, and the Blood cult, the most trusted and skilled Pokemon here. Be nice to Fang, OK?" The trio nodded again, and followed Moon to her room. The room was about 24 feet wide, 6 feet long. There was a sword case, which she placed her katana in, a small bed, a desk, filing cabinet, and a large area with nothing.

"Here, there's three small beds in this closet, one sec" Moon opened a hidden closet, and took out three small beds, and placed them in the 12 foot empty area.

"You can decorate it, but just don't break anything..."

Moon then said something...out of the blue.

"I have two love interests that might break in... Sun the Espeon, and Volt, or Bolt, the Jolteon... Volt's part of the BB, though and Sun... He's a 'dancer' for humans."

Moon sweat-dropped. She motioned them out, and led them to a tall, wide iron door. "This is Fang's room, no talking unless talked to!" She barged in, and led the three to a wide sitting space. A black lizard/dragon appeared, and smiled at Moon. "Ah! Moon! You brought the... vampire..humans" 'Vampire humans?' thought Shiki, looking at Rima and Takuma. "Yes..What did you need?" Moon said, puzzled.

"Well, we have a visitor, who will be joining the Assassins cult, and we need to see what cult these Eevees will be in!" The Dragon/ lizard said cheerfully, smiling.

"Fang, these Eevees should introduce themselves, right?"

The Black Pokemon smiled at Moon, and faced the vampires.

"My name is Blood-Fang, but, being friends with Moon, you can call me Fang! I'm a Charzard, and founder of Shadowfire!"

Takuma stood up. "My name is Takuma Ichijo, a student at Cross Academy."

Shiki stood up, bored. "I'm Senri Skiki, call me Shiki though. I'm also a student at Cross Academy."

Rima stood. "I'm Rima Touya, student of Cross Academy"

Suddenly, a voice echoed.

"Well, hello, Moon, or should I say Death's Assassin?" The voice laughed, and Moon looked pissed.

A yellow Pokemon stepped out from the shadows, It had brown eyes and a white spiky scruff, and some yellow spiky fur. It had a little spiky fur on it's ears, and it was smirking.

Moon jumped up, and growled, her eyes going darker.

"Hello, Death's Assassin"

Moon narrowed her eyes into slits. "Don't call me that, Volt." The two circled each other, until Fang hissed. "Be nice! Volt is joining us!" Moon froze, and gave an extremely pissed off look to Fang.

"he quit the Blood-Bolts!" Fang pleaded, trying to stop a fight. Moon glared at Volt, and sat down again. "So, how's Sun? Did he..you know.." Volt asked, and was punched in the face by Moon, which sent him flying. "No!Now shut up!" Moon hissed, and the four not partaking in the... greeting... sweat dropped, and calmed Moon down. Volt padded next to Moon, slipped on a piece of ice, and fell on top of Moon, and their mouths squished together...Uh-oh. Volt was blushing madly, and Moon gave him such a death glare he could have pissed himself...not good. The three Vampires watched as Moon smiled, got up, and dragged Volt out of them room, waving and smiling, before shutting the door. Fang turned to them, and sighed. "It would be so much easier if they got along-" He was cut off by a bloody murder screech, Volt's to be exact... Uh-oh... Fang, followed by the three vamps raced out of the room, and found Moon, a tied up Volt, and a...oh my Arceus...Moon had her sword out, a dark light surrounded it, and she looked...murderous. Fang darted over to her, dragged her away, took her katana and sheathed it, went to her room, placed it back on the stand, and untied Volt. Moon blinked, sighed, and sat down, a white glow surrounded her, she was using the healing move, moonlight. Fang sighed.

"Well, lets see what cult your in!"

LINE BREAK!LINE BREAK! A LINE THAT SEPERATES ONE PART AND ANOTHER! Shiki-hunting

Shiki raced through the forest, hunting down a Rattata, so far, he was denied for Assassins. He leaped into a tree, and cornered the poor soul, and ripped it apart with his fangs. The stuck up Houndoom Flare appeared, and smirked. "Eh, it was OK, not the best. That Takuma kid was horrible, but the Rima girl... she was amazing... she was made to hunt!" Shiki sighed. 'I'll either get guard duty or fetching..ugh.'

LINE BREAK! Takuma- guarding

Takuma sat at the tree, looking around. He was guarding the tree, waiting for Shiki, who was assigned to be a Fetcher, but he enjoyed it. The tree held a document that a BB member placed there before dying, and he was assigned to guard it until Shiki came to retrieve it. Rima had become a hunter, and was practicing by running for an hour straight, learning how long a hunt could take. The leader for guarding- Eclipse, a Glaceon- was really nice, and told him he liked Takuma, because he searched the area while sitting, and hid his scent by rolling in leaves. Shiki appeared, and nodded to Takuma, got the document and dashed away. Eclipse walked up to Takuma, smiling. "Good job, kid. Welcome to Guarding!" Takuma beamed, and padded away with his new mentor, little did he know a secret...

***************************LINE BREAK! Moon- in a secret cave- behind a waterfall-

Moon was bowing towards a Pokemon, who stood in the shadows. "Yes, I understand. I'll kill him...soon." The Pokemon stepped out of the shadows, it was a Luxray.

"Good, Moon, if you fail...your fate will hang in the balance... now go back, before anyone gets suspicious"

"Yes, Star." moon turned, and walked away.

"Good, if he rises...we will all be damned." Star held up a paw, and walked away into the shadows.

Yes! I finished! Oh... cliffhanger..

Who is Star? What is the secret about Eclipse? Who needs to die?

Over 3,000 words! 18004 letters! My longest Story! Sorry about the cheesy parts.. Chapter 2 will be up soon! Who should Moon love?

Shiki

Takuma

Volt

or Sun?