Powerade

A/N ok based on true events exept I didn't strip I didn't get high on powerade but I said all that stuff so yes sorta based ( shifty eyes)

R&R ( big grin ( ^_^) )

Rose pov

I was walking into the cafeteria I sat down at my table waiting for the others to arrive I sat there reading a magazine while humming the tune to " I want it all" from high school musical, mike newton came up to me

"hey Rosalie" he stammered

"can I help you" I replied glaring at him

"well…i….have this powerade for you do you want some" he said holding the delicious bottle of blue liquid I looked at it with wide eyes

"powerade? I shouldn't…but since you asked OKAY!" I yelled and snatched it off him I ran to the bathroom and started to guzzle it. I walked out of the bathroom and alice, jasper,bella,Edward and Emmett were staring at me

" hi…..ummmm how are you?" I asked innocently

" don't act dumb rose Edward herd your thoughts you had POWERADE?!" Emmett yelled I looked at him and started rocking on my heels and I ran outside I stripped butt naked and started running

" im free at last!" I yelled while climbing a tree bella looked at me confused

" um whats wrong with powerade?" bella asked

" well its like a drug to us were we go completely psycho" Edward said looking up at me

" rose baby get down from that tree" he said

" NEVER THE FRENCH ARE OUT TO GET MY POODLE!" I yelled Emmett sighed and climbed the tree and got me down I started yelling and screaming all the way to emmetts car. We got in and he looked at me and shook his head I was still hyper and butt naked

" rose why did you do it?" he asked

"THE SCOTTISH ARE OUT TO GET ME KILT!" I yelled rocking he shook his head again.

When we got home the powerade wore off and I was me again thank god

" oh Emmett im so sorry mike tricked me into it" I sobbed innocently

" right newtons dead tomorrow" he said hugging me

" go freshen up ill be back soon" he kissed my forehead and walked outside.

I got dressed and walked to Carlisles wall safe I cracked it open

" uh ahahahahahaha hello my pritties" I said to myself looking at the thirty bottles of powerade hehe I was hooked Emmett got home and I was nursing a pillow

" Rosalie what the fresh hell?"

" THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY!" I yelled

" oh dear god your going to rehab" he said

There you go its short I know but when I was writing this I was hyper so I thought why not make it a one off fanfic I hope you liked it ( big grin) still hyper hehehe